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Tweeting all the best life hacks,tricks and tips to make your life that much easier. An easy life is an enjoyable life. RT these tweets to help your friends.

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Is it just me or does this dog look like a real life Scooby Doo

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Before Netflix and chill

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FUCK OUTTA HERE

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Kuta kmina gdha hrami tum hmse kvi bat nhi krna

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She didn't tweet those song lyrics for no reason. There's always a reason.

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Singapore has has a holiday for sex to increase the national birthrate - ItÍs called National Night.

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People who swear a lot tend to be more honest, loyal and upfront with their friends.

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Three kisses a day can speed up and strengthen your metabolism.

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Obesity

Definition: When you buy a hula-hoop and it fits you

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Justin Bieber

Definition: A feminist pop star who may possibly have an insanely loose vagina.

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"Give me a minute."

Definition: Give me a few hours.

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Emotionally: I'm done.

Mentally: I'm drained.

Spiritually: I feel dead.

Physically: I smile.

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"I got swag."

Definition: I'm lame, but I have a few tattoos and a pair of Jordan's.

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Immature

Definition: A word boring people use to describe fun people.

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Snapchat

Definition: The one thing bitches can't photoshop.

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Teenager

Definition: When you’re too young for half the things you want to do and too old to do the other half.

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"U dont wanna throw hands bruh" = You don't want to get into a physical altercation with me.