suburban goose

Arsenal, England, Jesus. views are not my own but are now public and they belong to the voice inside my head

[suburban goose @UrbanGoose]

@Mark_A_K_W @theresa_may Id much rather hang out with the voice in my head than yours.

[suburban goose @UrbanGoose]

@Mark_A_K_W @theresa_may Does writing this sort of thing online make you feel good Mark? Does it stick it to the green blob? Does it bring validation? Does it make the wife and kids hate you less? Does it get you off?

[suburban goose @UrbanGoose]

I still do all 3

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Stopped smoking weed at 23 because it made me anxious. Stopped drinking at 30 because of the hangovers. Nothing left to do but be extremely racist

[Central @WestHam_Central]

RT IF YOUR CLUB DO NOT SIT IN THE BOTTOM THREE

[suburban goose @UrbanGoose]

Big boobs and Hormuz

[suburban goose @UrbanGoose]

Goodbye twitter

[suburban goose @UrbanGoose]

@_LimeAID @limebike Dont you worry. Youre getting a very strongly worded email from me.

[suburban goose @UrbanGoose]

@limebike your app is shit. Absolutely fine to take my £3.99 for a pass but 10 mins later the app is “experiencing an issue”. Please expect a strongly worded email requesting a refund. I have also not forgotten about the time you fined me £5 for parking.

[suburban goose @UrbanGoose]

Met Roy Keane on holiday back in 2024. Unsurprisingly he was not down to earth, no funny, and was, in fact, a massive Cunt.

[The Sun Football ⚽ @TheSunFootball]

Mick McCarthy just reignited his rivalry with Roy Keane with this absolutely brutal dig 😱

[suburban goose @UrbanGoose]

CIA and Mossad and pedo elite are running some kind of sex trafficking entrapment blackmail ring out of Puerto Rico and caribbean islands. They are going to frame me with a laptop planted by my ex gf who was a spy. This is my last tweet. They will torture me to death.

[suburban goose @UrbanGoose]

@Cal_S11 Completely agree

[suburban goose @UrbanGoose]

Its a rite of passage that if a white girl goes to Brazil she has to buy that matching Brazil bikini and t shirt and parade it around like shes a real Samba Sally.

I wanna meet the Brazillian girls coming to England wearing the St George’s flag and painting it on their chest

[suburban goose @UrbanGoose]

Thinking of Michael Owen today, hope he’s enjoying himself

[suburban goose @UrbanGoose]

Today is a day for Turkey and Sam Fender

[suburban goose @UrbanGoose]

Hi worldd

[suburban goose @UrbanGoose]

The hardest thing about being a short king is dealing with my attraction to tall queens. A 6ft 2 goddess will never go for someone like me.

[suburban goose @UrbanGoose]

@markgoldbridge You were claiming the players were sabotaging earlier. Pathetic fan.

[Cal @Cal_S11]

@UrbanGoose

[suburban goose @UrbanGoose]

@Cal_S11 We will be there no matter what.

[suburban goose @UrbanGoose]

@AHamilton2nd @Surjb @And_Eat_Bacon @CrimeLdn How is Sadiq Khan responsible for “lack of funding” when the responsibility for funding the met comes through the Home Office - which has been under the control of a tory government for all Sadiq Khan’s mayoral terms?