Lou

Games industry lackey turned Chef

[Lou @UrdnotHorner]

@UnratedGT3 @JohnDoe23flo @EAHelp Had the same issue for well over a year, haven’t been able to play an EA game in a long time. Recently wanted to play FIFA and had this pop up again. Very very frustrating.

[Lou @UrdnotHorner]

@_chloesinclair_ This is sick, stoked for you chloe! ♥️

[Lou @UrdnotHorner]

@SEGA OUTRUN PLEASE

[Lou @UrdnotHorner]

@_chloesinclair_ @FirespriteGames This is buuuuuullshiiiiiiiit

[Lou @UrdnotHorner]

thinkin about the late 90s / early 2000s tesco tear n share garlic cheese bread

[Lou @UrdnotHorner]

@BunnyJugs Remember that website tho it was like a fever dream

[Lou @UrdnotHorner]

Someone from Buffalo told me my Buffalo sauce was the best in the city 😭

[Lou @UrdnotHorner]

@FeckOffCup Happy Manos day, brother!

[Lou @UrdnotHorner]

Things my dumb ass boss complains to me, the chef, about #1

“The spring mix tastes bitter did you not wash it?”

That would be the arugula.

[Lou @UrdnotHorner]

Think I’ll treat myself today and wear my ankle brace for a few hours

[Lou @UrdnotHorner]

Marketing has never worked better on anyone than Ferrero rocher has worked on me because I don’t think I’ve ever received a Ferrero rocher without making a joke about the ambassadors imminent arrival

[Lou @UrdnotHorner]

Not my fuck buddy (the same one from the last tweet) dumping me again except this time it’s cos they don’t think I care about Palestine, I’m sorry am I supposed to bring the topic of genocide up before or after you rail me

[Lou @UrdnotHorner]

Last week I got dumped by my friend with benefits which is whatever but today they messaged me asking me for my sex playlist and I’m like the audacity (but thank u for noticing my good taste)

[Lou @UrdnotHorner]

I tell you what never in my life will I get tired of playin through metal gear solid, what a perfect game

[Lou @UrdnotHorner]

@gamedevbishop @DavidBHayter @BookCameo Congrats Bish, love u buddy x

[Lou @UrdnotHorner]

@gamedevbishop @DavidBHayter @BookCameo NO WAY

[Lou @UrdnotHorner]

Love Toronto cos I just walked past a dead raccoon on the sidewalk and someone had placed a very small handkerchief over it’s eyes 💀

[Lou @UrdnotHorner]

Left the UK for five years and now the soda here tastes like shit

[Lou @UrdnotHorner]

Where’s the guillotine emoji

[Lou @UrdnotHorner]

@Parasidian Congrats sid!