Urethra Felt

Catch this dihhhhh

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Feeling like a massive douchebag today

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There's levels to this shit

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Old fuck came up to me and said I just farted in my wallet (I awkwardly laughed), it ok now I have gas money. You know what's funny you won't be here in 5 years stfu.

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Bras are better than blow

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Fanum taxing brick house w @keithlongcock

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Might start getting super political #🐘

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Weird ass boy pulls out computer to do homework #gayboy

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Everyone be acting up when a yn get rich. No handouts round here

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I miss fucking with people on Omegle

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Can't fall asleep never touching drug again

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Smoking crack with @keithlongcock. What the fuck ru pussies doing!

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@finchluther_23 just begged me to like his post for traction. This guy sucks

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Watched a Bridget Brennan video lowk horny

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Welp there goes a boner tn

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@keithlongcock AMDG

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Shit myself at work and this old fuck cleaning lady gave me the dirtiest stare

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Stepped outside once today

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Why are these downies on my reals bad asf

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Took a fat womp off this cold foam shit I put in my coffee. Hit me harder than expected #bored

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Been super into emojis recently 😂😵🫘