NEVER clean up your piss btw <3
Make sure to stain your carpets, cover the bathroom floor and kitchen counters, soak every towel and clothing article you own, coat the inside of your fridge, and of course mark your bed as your own
the problem is that I simultaneously want to live on acres of land in the middle of nowhere next to a creek AND a charming, tree-lined, historic neighborhood where I’m a regular at a craft coffee shop and can walk to my church, gym, a high-end grocery store, and a used bookstore.
i get so sad going back to my empty place after a night with my friends, i'm very certain we're meant to fall asleep in a pile together like a litter of puppies
Having a praise kink while having self confidence issues is so funny like, yes please tell me I'm a good boy, but also like, do i deserve it tho? 😭
"Aww you're such a good boy, you're doing so well"
>yeah but like I messed up at work and my team didn't hit our KPI for the month