Bailey Jefferson

Wazzuuuup

[Bailey Jefferson @UrGirlQueenB]

If you're feeling guilty about how bad you're eating lately, just know that honey bees also eat pollen with a nutritional equivalency of junk food. Yeah, bees get your struggle.

[Bailey Jefferson @UrGirlQueenB]

Things that won’t happen in my lifetime:
1. Crazy Horse probably won’t be finished
2. Our political climate might still be in gridlock
3. Heal from the HEARTBREAK that NE football has caused me

[Emily Atkeson @emily_2353]

May the Luck of The Irish be with the Nebraska Cornhuskers from all of us in O’Neill, The Irish Capital of Nebraska #huskers #irishcapital @HuskerFBNation @FOXSports @WyattLiewer @keegan6732 @UNLincoln @HailVarsity @Huskers 🎈☘️

[Bailey Jefferson @UrGirlQueenB]

So Santa might not be real but I definitely believe there is an alternate universe and all it is is my work emails that never got delivered floating in the abyss

[Bailey Jefferson @UrGirlQueenB]

@kimberlyvilh Two words, repeat after me. Wing woman.

[Bailey Jefferson @UrGirlQueenB]

@RadioMadison you’re wonderful and a great person and a warrior of justice and good to animals. 🙌��

[Bailey Jefferson @UrGirlQueenB]

Does anyone else scroll through their Snapchat to see which people you never, ever talk to that unadded you and secretly get offended or is it just me

[Bailey Jefferson @UrGirlQueenB]

If only 2016 Bailey KNEW

[Bailey Jefferson @UrGirlQueenB]

"Absolutely nothing good came out of 2016. I'm going to take to social media to complain about it."

[Bailey Jefferson @UrGirlQueenB]

@kimberlyvilh Hi it me

[Bailey Jefferson @UrGirlQueenB]

Nothing like a good cry for 7 straight hours on the interstate

[Bailey Jefferson @UrGirlQueenB]

One of my pet peeves is when people say “sneak peak” instead of sneak peek. So many sneaky mountains out there apparently

[Bailey Jefferson @UrGirlQueenB]

@kimberlyvilh You betcha. Make me climb in your little papoose

[Vanessa Carlton @VanessaCarlton]

Don't go downtown.

[Bailey Jefferson @UrGirlQueenB]

It cost me $24 for a quart of engine oil and 8 triple A batteries. And they wonder why millennials have trouble saving money.

[Bailey Jefferson @UrGirlQueenB]

@meganadick I view it as a service to improve your life 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Bailey Jefferson @UrGirlQueenB]

Current financial situation: I just had to blow my nose with a coffee filter.

[Bailey Jefferson @UrGirlQueenB]

Sure boyfriend sweatshirts are great but what about dad crewnecks

[Bailey Jefferson @UrGirlQueenB]

@kimberlyvilh I HAVE A COLD NOW TOO

[Bailey Jefferson @UrGirlQueenB]

“What is five in Roman noodles?” -@kimberlyvilh

[Bailey Jefferson @UrGirlQueenB]

@kimberlyvilh I aim to please the masses

[Bailey Jefferson @UrGirlQueenB]

I always profusely thank the wait staff.
Waiter: here’s your drink
Me: thank you :)
W: and a straw
M: ty :)
W: and a napkin
M: ty :)
W: and I spit in your food and plan to destroy your hopes and dreams
M: ty so much :)

[Bailey Jefferson @UrGirlQueenB]

@fckdupmegan U r mine