Fake_Servant

[🇨🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇭© @InsideLucysHead]

A British spy goes undercover in America and tries to infiltrate the political ranks...

To get into politics, he has to pass an oral exam.

Examiner: When did the USA gain independence?

Spy: July 4, 1776

Good. How many continents are there?

- Easy peasy, seven.

Damn, you're good. Which continent is Turkey in?

- Technically, Turkey is in two continents; Asia and Europe, since some parts of-

*gets cut off*

-Woah, you know your geography. Let's do some history now.

Examiner: Who first discovered America?

Spy: Most people think Christopher Colombus did, but actually Leif Erikson first discovered the lands of our blessed country, America.

Who was the first President of the United States?

- Peyton Randolph. George Washington was the country's first *elected* president. But he was by no means the country's first president.

At this point, the examiner realised this dude was a spy, because an actual American doesn't know shit.

[El Dui @elduuuui]

Unos turistas mexicanos en Berlín luego de ser asaltados durante la madrugada se la rifaron tras poner en su sitio a los ladrones y recuperar lo que les quitaron.

Ellos cuentan que mientras salían de un antro a las 4 de la mañana, dos carteristas se acercaron a uno de ellos y le arrebataron una cadena. No lo dudaron, y este grupo de amigos fueron a recuperar la cadena.

Los mexicanos no solo se enfrentaron a los carteristas, sino que lograron que suelten la cadena haciéndolos correr del miedo. Pero, el dueño de la cadena, debido al enfrentamiento se le terminó cayendo su celular y uno de los carteristas aprovechó para tomarlo antes de irse corriendo con su compañero.

Aunque a él ya no le importaba tanto perder el celular porque su cadena tenía más valor sentimental, sus amigos igual fueron otra vez detrás de los carteristas.

Los volvieron a alcanzar y recuperaron el celular. Por suerte para los carteristas, la policía pasaba cerca de la zona y prefirieron ser arrestados a seguir teniendo problemas con los turistas mexicanos.

Lo más curioso, es que estos chicos se ven de lo más fresitas e igual les ganaron a los carteristas.

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

Michael Jackson tried to destroy the Thriller video before anyone could watch it.

He was a Jehovah's Witness, and his church told him he'd be kicked out for making a film about zombies and werewolves. So he called his lawyer, John Branca, and told him to destroy the tapes. Branca instead locked them in his office. Every morning, Michael phoned to ask if it was done. After many days of these calls, Branca told him a lie he made up on the spot: Bela Lugosi, the actor who played Dracula in the famous old movie, was deeply religious too, and nobody held it against him. That bought enough time to negotiate. Michael agreed to leave the tapes alone, as long as he could put a written warning at the start of the video saying he didn't personally believe in the occult.

That was just the religious problem. The money problem was worse.

CBS Records, his label, had already refused to pay for the video. The Thriller album had been out for a year and they figured it had peaked. But director John Landis wanted to make a 14-minute mini horror film for $900,000, when the average music video in 1983 cost around $50,000. CBS gave him $100,000 and told him to find the rest himself.

Landis came up with another plan. He went to MTV and Showtime and sold them the rights to a behind-the-scenes documentary about how the video was being made. MTV paid $250,000. Showtime paid another $250,000. The most expensive music video ever made got funded by a TV channel that had a strict rule against paying for music videos.

It worked. After the December 1983 premiere, the Thriller album started selling a million copies a week all over again. The behind-the-scenes documentary sold 10 million VHS tapes, becoming the bestselling home video of its time. Album sales now total over 70 million. It's still the bestselling album ever made.

Horror movie star Vincent Price recorded that famous creepy narration at the end of the song in just two takes. The songwriter, Rod Temperton, originally called it "Starlight" before changing it to "Thriller" because he thought the new name would sell better on T-shirts and posters. They shot the whole thing in four days.

In 2009, the U.S. Library of Congress added it to its permanent preservation list, the first music video ever to make the cut. It hit one billion YouTube views in 2024.

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

The guy in the back’s reaction 😂👏

[Arrozconpalta @Amyunleashed7]

No sé por qué hombres y mujeres se pelean tanto si al final ambos bandos caen ante cualquier psicópata que sea físicamente atractivo/a

[Fran⛩️🇲🇽 @Langleyeva02]

Traficantes de 3sclavos hace 200 años:

[Fake_Servant @Uriel18150]

@En_jupiter_ Ustedes me encontrarán en cada post de mala suerte, porque las personas de hoy en día necesitan un héroe 🗣️

[MHA Out Of Context And Momazos🤡 @MHA_HATER_OFC]

Por eso gente, los haters respetables merecen mas respeto

[ᖗ ◝ .g̲e̲r̲f̲ 🐢 . ˑ ִ @gerfn7]

el guarreo de pokealex y folagor cuando no esta sekiam es legendario

[alexonline @Kidgummy_]

soy ambas

[Mango⁉︎ @byManggo]

como se siente cuando contas algo emocionado y te responden re seco

[숲별 (뇌절마스터 헤더와 프로필 참조) @__in_the_forest]

세이버들 웃는거 법적으로 금지시켜야됨

[Natalia 🥦💚 @LNataP5]

Podria ser canon XD

[Cartoons On The Moon @CartoonsOTMoon]

La cara de Eileen al ver el pasado de Rigby

[mare⁸¹ 🐨 @sereneilto]

yo no entiendo por qué la gente está tan preocupada por la edad apropiada para leer fanfics cuando re que la escritora promedio de ao3 es esto