John

I do talk to text and I don’t edit

[John @Urkelnomics]

@RealCandaceO @IanCarrollShow I found you guys a new sponsor

[John @Urkelnomics]

@JamesOKeefeIII @NYCMayor Separate issue

[John @Urkelnomics]

@AhmadRehanKhan He lied

[John @Urkelnomics]

@TheMilkBarTV @chicksonright I can’t tell if she legitimately believes all this wacky stuff

[John @Urkelnomics]

@mtaibbi She’s the worst

[John @Urkelnomics]

@trustfundterry I stopped listening when he touched his nose. That’s a good policy to have when you’re just scrolling.

[John @Urkelnomics]

@Nicole_N_H I gave you a follow. I think you have a lot of potential and you’re almost there. Stop shooting videos from a car because when you shoot them from your car, everybody thinks that everybody else in your house can’t stand this anymore. Don’t do that anymore

[John @Urkelnomics]

@JesseBWatters Lol Senator Shrek. Oh man just leave the DMC already. We love you. I’m not even a republican. I’m not gonna join. I’m just gonna stay independent. Do the same.

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

True

[John @Urkelnomics]

@eMTBrides Does anyone else get the feeling Bill is sleeping with a lot of his guests?

[John @Urkelnomics]

@AaronSiriSG Wait a minute is this true I mean I want Fauci in jail, but can you plead the fifth whenever you want to

[John @Urkelnomics]

What a piece of shit

[John @Urkelnomics]

@0rf Make new stuff stop just posting all the old stuff

[John @Urkelnomics]

@marycatedelvey I really like your content, although I do think you should stop picking on retarded people, but I disagree with you on the death penalty. Life in prison is much worse up punishment and it’s much cheaper.

[John @Urkelnomics]

@ggreenwald Holy shit the hell is 75. I mean, I don’t like what he’s talking about but yikes he’s doing something right I guess I should try to make more money.

[John @Urkelnomics]

@bennyjohnson I think you’re only like 80% correct.

[John @Urkelnomics]

@bennyjohnson I agree with everything you’re saying. Probably. I haven’t watched it yet. But I just noticed something. You look like the human version of Bart Simpson grown up.

[Social distancing champ @LadyGriz]

Candace, in her never-ending quest to make everything about her, probably just gave the defense everything they needed to demand that cameras be removed from the courtroom during the trial that we all wanted to see.

[John @Urkelnomics]

@tomselliott @TMZ How is there this big of a disconnect? I get the media control and get the CIA control. I get tribal politics but even still how on earth is this possible?

[John @Urkelnomics]

@NihiloX

[John @Urkelnomics]

@JamesOKeefeIII How does this work legally? When the people go in and use the card, aren’t they also breaking the law? Is it a fake card or what? How do you make that work or does the bank on? No one would prosecute them because they’re exposing the fraud not committing it.