URMMY

[Ìléríolúwa @Ilerioluwakiye_]

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[URMMY @URMMY1]

I like my women matured
Nothing wey i wan use girl wey dey look for man to take care of her do…
If you are not capable of taking care of yourself.
No follow me talk.

[URMMY @URMMY1]

😂😂😂. Naso

[JEFFREY @Jeff_Okhai]

I pity you…..
Let’s say you buy 8m car , your money remain 7m.
Fuel, 30 liters every weeks for 54 weeks= 2m
Money remains 5m
Car document -60k-100k.
Money remains 4.9m
Lowkey, you still broke

Rather, if you have 15m, relocate to Ibadan and come buy like 15 acres of land in Ibadan for like 8m ,
You use like 5m invest in a business that can give you 10x profit yearly.
Use the remaining 2m to get a very good apartment and watch your money work for you.

[URMMY @URMMY1]

“They are quite toxic”

How many 30+ women have you been with?
So a woman in her early 20s cant be toxic?

[Valar Morghulis @FOnyedire]

The emotional bagage and tantrums that comes with being them.

They are quite very toxic, as an effect from their past experiences with various Men.

They treat the man as a fool, cause you choosing to end up with them is a fool and they are not wrong.

[URMMY @URMMY1]

What is wrong with getting married to a 30year old woman?

[Valar Morghulis @FOnyedire]

So are you telling me, you fit open eye marry 30 year old woman??

[URMMY @URMMY1]

Make the woman motivate herself to make the money instead.
Ekoshi daaanu

[ChiomaVerse🕷️ @Favourite_Gab]

Men really underestimate how much a woman can motivate them to make more money.

I had a boyfriend who was earning 500k and he was comfortable with it. But when we started dating, that 500k started looking embarrassing to him because he couldn’t afford some of the things I wanted.

Nobody told him to make more money. He just knew he had to or another man was going to take me away from him.

Having a materialistic woman will motivate you as a man. Stop deliberately choosing women who will see the original and say “abeg buy me the fake one” just so you don’t spend too much. The right woman will make you want to level up.

[URMMY @URMMY1]

They do

[TEE⛧🍁 @tee_szzn]

another day to remind you that men no dey forgive cheating!

[URMMY @URMMY1]

Lol
“I love me a spender”

[Hauwa Allahbura @HauwaAllahbura]

Men are hilarious 😂 A man spent unsolicited money on me for almost a year trying to get between my legs. It didn’t work, so we became friends.

Now he keeps asking me to invest in his businesses or buy him things. Sir… are you trying to recoup your investment? 😭😂

I didn’t ask you to spend it in the first place. WHO BE FOOL?

[URMMY @URMMY1]

Some will even write it down as debts.
U dey owe her 50k😂😂

[PBTIPS 👀 @pbtips_]

I notice something about women
If bill na 500k
And you give her 450k out of it
So far say she don add her own 50k join to complete it
No be you pay the bills

[URMMY @URMMY1]

Lol
E dey happen wella sha

[HONITEL👑 @HonitelHQ]

Una don dey add lies to these things o.
Which one be say for guys settings who pay for the apartment fit later sleep for palour and who pay for food fit no later chop say na so guys settings be.

Baba all of una dey lie. Na so una come here dey lie say all of una dey change una guys phones because una wan push agenda that day. Come off it jare😂😂😂

[URMMY @URMMY1]

“Women are reciprocators” 😂😂😂

[Milkshake🥛✨ @olawalaramiee]

girlfriends day eve - 76 bookings confirmed, almost half fully prepped ready for pickup and delivery.

boyfriend’s day eve- only 2 bookings. everywhere quiet and mute.
some are asking for 20k budget, some are fighting for delivery charge.

i understand these men truly😭

[URMMY @URMMY1]

Lol
Men will forever be fools

[Milkshake🥛✨ @olawalaramiee]

girlfriends day eve - 76 bookings confirmed, almost half fully prepped ready for pickup and delivery.

boyfriend’s day eve- only 2 bookings. everywhere quiet and mute.
some are asking for 20k budget, some are fighting for delivery charge.

i understand these men truly😭

[URMMY @URMMY1]

@Olalekan_toyboy Lol thats harassment.
All because she allowed it and cool with it doesn’t mean another woman should be cool with it.

[URMMY @URMMY1]

Na zoo we dey live wallahi

[Vampa @Vampa147]

@TaiwoMajeks Lmfao you think Oluomo is incompetent??? 😂😂😂😂😂. You think an incompetent person will lead NURTW?? Una too funny

[URMMY @URMMY1]

😂😂

[Dr Oludayo Sokunbi @Oludeewon]

You will celebrate next year's Nigeria🇳🇬 independence abroad.

[URMMY @URMMY1]

Switch on your VPN

[chuks @Sku_chiess]

This Airtel Odu Router has too many sites and applications it can’t access. Is this the norm?

[URMMY @URMMY1]

Areas using BAND A

[AY. @on_bami]

Is there any area in Nigeria that's actually enjoying 19 to 24hrs light daily?

[URMMY @URMMY1]

U no go see breakfast chop

[Bee🌝 @NurseBholino]

Hair date anyone🤷🏻‍♀️

You will buy me a wig and I will pay for your haircut🌝

[URMMY @URMMY1]

Yall loosers mehn

[PAUL @popsynightmare2]

See jarvis with my guy that year

She reach everybody that time oh

[URMMY @URMMY1]

Stupid niggas like u deserve to be shot