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[Kiss 100 Kenya @Kiss100kenya]

“All the people who disappeared have been brought back to their homes and I have given instructions that nothing of that nature will happen again” said the president when asked about abductions..
Whats your take on this?🤨

#MwalimuRachelAndXClusive #KissDrive

[Book Ten @Bookten8]

Blood parliament producers arrested!

[WILLIE OEBA @WillieOeba]

If you are still up retweet widely

The filmakers who contributed to blood parliament have just been arrested !!

Impunity will end !!

[The People’s President @bonifacemwangi]

At around 9:30 pm on 2nd April, 2025, three police officers, namely Inspector Stanley Yano, Sergeant Osman Omar, and Constable Robert Ouko, arrived at our Sema Ukweli office claiming they were responding to an alleged noise complaint. Constable Robert Ouko, who was drunk and chewing miraa, started roughing us up as soon as he got into the office. I tried to ask the senior officer at the scene, Inspector Stanley Yano, why Ouko was working and carrying a firearm while intoxicated and chewing miraa. That’s when all hell broke loose, and a scuffle ensued. Ouko tried cocking his gun to shoot me but one of my colleagues pushed his gun away.

The three police officers then handcuffed and dragged me out of my office, while assaulting me. They pulled me so hard that the handcuffs wounded my hands and wrists until they came off and fell to the ground. None of the officers bothered to pick up the handcuffs, and one of my colleagues picked them. We still have them.

As they violently loaded me into the police vehicle, right in front of my colleagues and neighbours, Ouko hit me very hard on the ribs with the butt of his gun. After we arrived at the police station, and l was thrown into the police cell, Ouko followed me inside and assaulted me some more. He rained blows on me as another fellow officer held me down. It was only my screams that saved me because my colleagues who had followed the police car started screaming at the police officers, demanding that they stop beating me.

In the early morning hours of 3rd April, 2025, the Kilimani OCS, Albert Chebii, found me writhing in pain and ordered that l be taken to the hospital. I was driven to Nairobi Hospital under armed escort and immediately put on pain medication after arrival. l underwent a few procedures, including x-rays to check my ribs, a head scan, and an ultrasound to check for internal injuries that I might have sustained in the cells when Ouko punched my body where my kidneys are located. Luckily, I had no fractures. I sustained injuries on my wrists, knee, had a busted lip, and had a lot of pain on my left ribs where Ouko had hit me with a gun butt. I could also barely see through my left eye.

After the hospital visit, l was discharged and escorted back to Kilimani Police Station. I was now under pain medication and able to narrate my ordeal to the OCS. I reported my assault under OB No. 84/02/04/25. I even informed him that his officers left their handcuffs behind. He told me all the officers who had been involved in my arrest were sleeping, and he would speak to them later and get back to me. I was released on a Ksh 5,000 police bond. The OCS requested that I don’t publicize my assault as the case was “under investigation.” During the violent arrest, one of the officers took my watch during the scuffle. When we got to the Police Station, they searched my pockets and took my AirPods. The two items are yet to be returned.

The three violent police officers sent an emissary to ask me not to post images of the assault, or even share the CCTV footage that captured the incident. I agreed not to post. l was scheduled to fly out of the country later that evening, as I was travelling for work to Brazil and Ghana. Knowing the police lie all the time, l reported my assault to the Independent Policing Oversight Authority (IPOA) before l left the country, because you can never fully trust our police. I was right to do so because even after the police begged me not to post about my ordeal, they quietly decided to file charges against me.

On 7th April 2025, the police went to Kibera Law Court without informing me and filed “offensive conduct and assault” charges in my absence.

My lawyer rushed to court to state that I had travelled, and the court set 15th April 2025 as the date for plea-taking. The magistrate was informed that l was out of the country for work and provided evidence of my invitation letter, air tickets, and exit stamps in court. The court still proceeded to issue a warrant of arrest against me because I failed to attend court on that day, and went on to set 22nd April 2025 as the new date for taking plea.

I was assaulted by the police, physically injured, had my watch and AirPods stolen by them, and I’m the one being charged with a crime?

I got my first black eye at the age of 41 at the hands of a drunk officer.

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Kenyans want their rights to be respected - The King of the Netherlands promises to meet Kenyan youth to listen to their views on Kenyan governance

[Prime Media News @primemediakenya]

"Ati hustler atawale,tawala nione!" Uhuru Kenyatta's speech that makes Kikuyus cry and gnash their teeth every time they rewatch it

[Mic Cheque Podcast @micchequepod]

Why be depressed when you can bet your life away 😂😂 Hamo the Professor might be onto something... Or is he 👀👀.

Stream Episode 241 across all digital platforms now.
👉🏿 https://t.co/iopGv4NrOX

[Cornelius K. Ronoh @itskipronoh]

Leo Kasmuel McOure amepatikana. Muhammed Abdullahi is busy destroying him like lack of importance! Hizi tackles ni hatari. Wueh! #JKLive

[Omosh @omondike_]

Pride comes before a fall.
Ombachi vs Khalif Kairo

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

"If Tom Mboya were alive today to find out that Kasmuel was referred to as the Tom Mboya of his time, he would die ten times," Ken Babu, National Youth Leader, DAP-K, blasts Kasmuel, questioning his actions #CitizenDayBreak @TrevorOmbija

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

“You’re the future, fight for your rights. Sio kukaa kaa hapo mali yenu ichukuliwe, msikubali. Pambaneni mhakikishe mmepata haki yenu!” Former President Uhuru Kenyatta encourages Gen Zs

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti-Commentary @RealOmtatah]

Stop everything you are doing.

Forget everything else any MP said today.

Or will say tomorrow.

And,

Watch this video.

Because this is the only video you should watch today.

Now retweet this video.

Because every Kenyan needs to hear Hon. Robert Mbui FEARLESSLY saying what every Kenyan wants to tell Ruto.

In Parliament.

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

Steph Curry with the pose after the and-1. 😂😂

(via @NBA)

[urpleasure+254 @Urpleasure254]

@LemayianLeiyan I know where his home is located....at Kamakis Green valley Estate

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

Singing the national anthem over the flag-draped body of a young protester shot dead by Kenyan police outside parliament

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

Police fired teargas directly at me and my crew. Repeatedly

[Cornelius K. Ronoh @itskipronoh]

Enough is enough! #RutoMustGo!

[Ziya! @ziyaafrica]

#RutoMustGo

[Ziya! @ziyaafrica]

#RutoMustGo

[Ziya! @ziyaafrica]

#RutoMustGo #SayTheirNames