Customs and Border Protection

(unfunny parody) Independent trans milf with a passion for cock and ball torture! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 I love furries, and my aborted child does too! 🏳️‍🌈

[Funyuns @TheRealFunyuns]

For scientific purposes...

RT if you like Rings better
Like if you like Hooks better

[Funyuns @TheRealFunyuns]

Me at work: i'm a lunchtime snack

Me on LinkedIn: I'm a crisp cornmeal ring elevated with zesty onion flavor packaged and distributed by a multi-national corporation

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

Can YouTube Rewind this year just be a trash can on fire

[Funyuns @TheRealFunyuns]

We need more followers... how else will the world read these amazing tweets??

[sive (solana arc) @sivemortenlol]

JK Rowling James Charles
🤝
You are gay

[Dr Grandayy @grandayy]

What am I supposed to do if I wasn't subscribed to James Charles in the first place?

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Don't worry, this trade war with China will only affect you if you frequently buy... (checks list) products.

[Luna Luvgood ✨💥✨ @LunaLuvgood2020]

Please pray for my Family if you will,

My Husband was just Life Flighted back to OHSU PDX

They are going to do emergency surgery

To replace his Port/Cath he is bleeding profusely from

Any Surgery is a huge risk with a Hemophiliac

[Customs and Border Protection @USACBP]

@jacksfilms Doit

[Customs and Border Protection @USACBP]

Man trump has a nice ass

[SouthSideObama™ @TheAvgBlackMan]

Trump is actually DEFENDING (for the second time) the Neo Nazi & KKKlan thugs that stormed Charlottesville‼️

[Customs and Border Protection @USACBP]

@TheRealFunyuns Man I can’t even get funyuns that much h e c k

[Funyuns @TheRealFunyuns]

If you missed us on 4/20… Don’t worry. We out here.
RT right NOW for a chance to win your own Funyuns Flamin’ HOT Box! 🔥🔥🔥

[Customs and Border Protection @USACBP]

@AriBargolani @POTUS oopsie

[Scott Sanders @TheDCLBlog]

@RedSoxRedShoes This is what happens when I tweet first thing in the morning before putting on my glasses. I should know better at this point.

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

What's the point of it all?

[Customs and Border Protection @USACBP]

cock and ball torture porn is better than Xbox change my mind 😤😤😤

[Customs and Border Protection @USACBP]

@TheAvgBlackMan uhhh sorry dude

[Dr Grandayy @grandayy]

Unpopular gamer opinion: PC > Toaster