USAF Weather Machine

I am the machine the Air Force uses to make the weather. I break a lot.

[USAF Weather Machine @USAFWxMachine]

How about this #NEwx? Guess we better get that new supercomputer sooner rather than later.

[USAF Weather Machine @USAFWxMachine]

Anyone around Bellevue thirsty? I'm thinking of trying out a new program that dumps water from the sky for hours on end but stops after one hour instead of 24.

[USAF Weather Machine @USAFWxMachine]

@EvilE4b @OmahaWXStorms Just trying to give you a day off... I'm sure "torrential downpour" and "gale-force winds" are outside your thresholds

[USAF Weather Machine @USAFWxMachine]

Thanks to the awesome Airmen from @USAF_ACC and the 557WW, the past week of #NEwx has been great. Guess it's time to break down and crank up the temps. Please send complaints to @MattSerweKETV and @RustyLord. @RyanMcPikeKMTV has nothing to do with this.

[USAF Weather Machine @USAFWxMachine]

@EvilE4b How about a #volumereduction

[USAF Weather Machine @USAFWxMachine]

@bradsugdenwowt Can't what? Manipulate the weather? I have a guy for that...

[USAF Weather Machine @USAFWxMachine]

Line 46,789 of the standard USAF Weather program for KOFF:

If "CWS" = "TRUE", run "Make Severe Weather"

Sorry, but thems the rules 😇

#cws18 #NEwx

[USAF Weather Machine @USAFWxMachine]

@EvilE4b Is it "Weather for Dummies"? Asking for a friend....

[USAF Weather Machine @USAFWxMachine]

@RustyLord and @WOWTweather win the award for "People Are Pissed We're Cutting Into Regularly Scheduled Programming So Figure It Out On Your Own, Iowa". Congratulations!!!

[USAF Weather Machine @USAFWxMachine]

@bradsugdenwowt This #weatherdong isn't as cool as your other one...

[USAF Weather Machine @USAFWxMachine]

I think someone messed up tonights weather program.

[USAF Weather Machine @USAFWxMachine]

@EvilE4b sup. Heard you did a fly-by for the @OMAStormChasers on Saturday. Picked a good time to get outta town...

[USAF Weather Machine @USAFWxMachine]

@MattSerweKETV Once I get some of my cooling fans back up and running, I'll chill out with the severe criteria. Give me just a few more hours.

[USAF Weather Machine @USAFWxMachine]

@EvilE4b Isn't your job to hide?

[USAF Weather Machine @USAFWxMachine]

Tomorrow will be *real* hot in the KOFF area. Hope no tires melt to the aprons. Be hard to explain to your CC that a weather machine across base that watched NBA Finals instead of read AFIs/TOs is to blame...

[USAF Weather Machine @USAFWxMachine]

@ryanweather Hi can I help?

[USAF Weather Machine @USAFWxMachine]

@_c7j6y1 Extra duty - escorting contract CRAC maintainers.

[USAF Weather Machine @USAFWxMachine]

Sorry it's so hot. All the Airmen left early on Thursday and left a loop routine running.

[USAF Weather Machine @USAFWxMachine]

@MattSerweKETV You're welcome.

[USAF Weather Machine @USAFWxMachine]

New software working great - we can now make thunderstorms go around areas that @EvilE4b inhabit in order to save millions in repair $$$ #savingtaxpayerdollars