Chris Poulton

[Samuel Luckhurst @samuelluckhurst]

The Portuguese Football Federation should launch an investigation into how Roberto Martinez was ever hired. A suitably spineless end to a waste of three and a half years.

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

One of intangible things that makes football beautiful is the ebb and flow of momentum in a game, you could be under pressure and suddenly flick a switch before having 5-10 mins that see you score.

These “Hydration Breaks” directly alter that, all in the pursuit of money. Shite.

[Man Utd Channel @ManUtdChannel]

Onana once again failing to follow Goalkeeping 101: Do not push the ball into a dangerous area, especially not that softly right in front of the goal.

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

If I had a quid for every time this keeper makes a routine save and palms the ball straight back into the 6 yard box then I wouldn't have to work another day in my life.

[David Brent Fans @DavidBrentMovie]

Brent Alexander-Arnold.
(Well done @MarkAEverson 😂)

[Geoff Norcott @GeoffNorcott]

Massive away win for the little fella.

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

WE'VE GOT A GAME TO WIN HERE. GET UP AND GET OFF YOU FUCKING WHOPPER.

[Danny Baker @prodnose]

Madness. Absolute fucking madness.

[SimpsonsEFL @EflSimpsons]

“Jhon Duran, you are 40 yards from goal.
May I suggest ‘take a touch’?

You have entered ‘POWER DRIVE’”

[mufcshirts @mufcshirts]

Manchester United

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 Marcos Alonso would love to join Manchester United. ❤️🇪🇸

(Source: @FabrizioRomano )

[Chris Poulton @UsainPoult]

Who gives a flying fuck what that knobhead thinks 🤣🤣🤣

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

🗣️ "If I were a United fan I wouldn't be jumping up and down with excitement"

Tim Sherwood discusses Manchester United's signing of Matthijs de Ligt 🔴

[Peter Reid 💙 @reid6peter]

@elonmusk you are a knobhead lad.

[Carl @Carl_M79]

Nazi salutes in August.

Wearing Poppies in November.

Thick as pig shit.

[Adam Hurrey @FootballCliches]

Saliba moves uncannily like Gary Cahill. You will not unsee it, I promise

[Adam Hurrey @FootballCliches]

Vitinha absolutely bottled the banter booking there, and he knows it

[Rich @RichdelaRiv]

The upside to England staying in is the fans won’t be home by Thursday to vote Tory or Reform

[Adam Hurrey @FootballCliches]

90% sure Bellingham will cast himself in the "picking despondent team-mates up to their feet after the final whistle" role

[Chris Poulton @UsainPoult]

@waynedcollins #BringBackClive

[BBC 5 Live Sport @5liveSport]

😍 @DionDublinsDube is a BIG fan of Olivier Giroud

#BBCFootball #EURO2024 #NEDFRA