Learn the Midwest in 10 Steps:
1. ope
2.cornhole / bags
3. knee high by 4th of July
4. scotcheroos
5. apologize after asking for help
6. “not so cold without the wind”
7. pop not soda
8. puppy chow
9. "I live 40 minutes from *closest big city*”
10. ranch dressing
Stages of Shoveling Snow
- assignment from parents
- layering up
- preshovel optimism
- shoveling row by row
- reshoveling the leftovers
- snot and loogies
- full body sweat
- complete & utter defeat
BREAKING: Missouri has elected to opt out of the Music City bowl vs Iowa, the first team that is too scared to play an Iowa school in a bowl game this year. Is 25 ranked Oregon set to play Iowa State next?
Interview with Peter Jok
We talk:
- being the #1 recruit in the nation
- winning the NCAA 3-point contest
- Pete’s birthday party @ the Summit
- & more
Interview: https://t.co/NnpvwD1GlK
Definitive Christmas Movie Ranking
10. It’s a Wonderful Life
9. A Year Without a Santa Clause
8. Polar Express
7. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
6. Home Alone
5. The Santa Clause (Tim Allen)
4. The Grinch (Jim Carrey)
3. Christmas Vacation
2. A Christmas Story
1. Elf