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@LiberalHitGirl I thought he walks on water not swims #tcot

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Does Obama swim? #tcot

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@LiberalHitGirl Does Obama swim?

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@mondster If you hang out around me u will find all u can eat taco's and salty water.

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Found a baby stroller and some chicklets #tcot #p2

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@mashable what is a number of fail? 34k is fail?

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after a long weekend my border is back in business #tcot #p2

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too hot not alot of action going on here

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@mondster i will admit i have seen plenty of nutty families jumping me late at night. #tcot

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someone left a umbrella by me last night before they jumped, thought they were going to do a mary poppins. #tcot #p2

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@mondster sometimes on a busy saturday night when illegals are jumping me i ask them for vodka too as my fee lower myself.

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@liberalhitgirl i can spell BORDER because it is mine

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Can we put a stop to cutting through my walls? It hurts #tcot #gop #ftrs #sgp #teaparty

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Will people stop jumping me. #tcot