TheRealOgie

Quotes from a nice jewish mom who's just tryna get some nice jewish grandkids.

[TheRealOgie @USCMamaV]

“If your skin is bad, out a tea bag on it. T-bag it!” #ogiedoesmaui

[TheRealOgie @USCMamaV]

“She had a big d problem, a big big d problem.” #ogiedoesmaui

[TheRealOgie @USCMamaV]

"I have a competition for you guys! Whoever can get married and give me grandchildren first!" #ogiedoesmaui

[TheRealOgie @USCMamaV]

"I don’t think I have lockjaw, I looked it up" #ogiethoughts

[TheRealOgie @USCMamaV]

When I see people wearing sparkle butts, I get happy! #OGinNO

[TheRealOgie @USCMamaV]

I'm very sad I can't get bacon for the dog anymore, it was our way of bonding. Thank god she can still have apple pie. #oganimals

[TheRealOgie @USCMamaV]

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[TheRealOgie @USCMamaV]

"Let's not buy a JCrew wedding dress yet. We don't want to jinx anything." #vivdoesDC

[TheRealOgie @USCMamaV]

"Like Lucy who didn't angle herself correctly, it just came out all over place." #OGdoesMaui

[TheRealOgie @USCMamaV]

**cups chest** don't worry, these are real! #OGdoesMaui

[TheRealOgie @USCMamaV]

"It tasted bad! Let's be honest, it tasted like I cooked it." #OGdoesMaui

[TheRealOgie @USCMamaV]

"Where am I a slumlord? Well...only one place." #OGdoesMaui

[TheRealOgie @USCMamaV]

"Camp Pendleton is like the gay bar, you can't get it back." #OGdoesMaui

[TheRealOgie @USCMamaV]

"I wonder if the rainbow knows it's a gay symbol now?" #OGdoesMaui

[TheRealOgie @USCMamaV]

"I move the cell phone away from the cat's head when she's sleeping so she doesn't get cancer." #ogproblems

[TheRealOgie @USCMamaV]

"I had male porn on my phone! Dad saw it!" #ogproblems

[TheRealOgie @USCMamaV]

"I approached the woman with a cat on a leash to ask how she did it. She was a little weird." #ogproblems

[TheRealOgie @USCMamaV]

"He yelled the word for kitty cats!" #OGswearwords

[TheRealOgie @USCMamaV]

"I think I'm going to sell the gay bar." #OGproblems

[TheRealOgie @USCMamaV]

"I'd like to get a mini-van so I can get a litter box for Lucy and leave her in there while I go shopping." #OGdoesMaui