Ctrl.money

[Ctrl.money @UseCtrlMoney]

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said no one ever: “wow i wish everyone could see exactly how much i lost on that rug”

just hit Ctrl.

[Ctrl.money @UseCtrlMoney]

ur wallet history reads like a public diary and u still think that’s normal

[Ctrl.money @UseCtrlMoney]

Ctrl just dropped a new feature: public mode only

every swap gets auto posted to X with:
-your wallet address
-your mom’s phone number
-your browser history

enjoy guys
(april fools)

[Ctrl.money @UseCtrlMoney]

your alpha isn't alpha if everyone can see it

[Ctrl.money @UseCtrlMoney]

your wallet, your rules. nobody’s business.

[Ctrl.money @UseCtrlMoney]

why’s ur on-chain history fully exposed when u could just ctrl it

[Ctrl.money @UseCtrlMoney]

All with a click of a button

take Ctrl

[Ctrl.money @UseCtrlMoney]

some of you need Ctrl more than therapy.

[Ctrl.money @UseCtrlMoney]

starting to get sick of broadcasting my bags so loud even my mom could frontrun me

[Ctrl.money @UseCtrlMoney]

why tf does my own crypto need an audience every single time

taking Ctrl of my funds.

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another week another on chain regret

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my wallet history should NOT be read by jeff or brad.

time to take Ctrl

[Ctrl.money @UseCtrlMoney]

stop asking for permission to use your own money.

take Ctrl

[Ctrl.money @UseCtrlMoney]

stealth addresses. confidential transactions. zero knowledge proofs.

just one click of a button.

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privacy doesn't have to be hard.

take Ctrl

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the bots thank you for your transparency.

take Ctrl

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pov: your wallet address got leaked but this duck still has more privacy than you

take Ctrl.

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copy traders watching your every move? it's getting embarrassing.

take Ctrl.