Michael P

lawyer; engineer; social pariah; aging hipster; funny dad (in his own mind)

[Michael P @UselessFather]

@mikestephens99 My favourite was Brand New Cadillac, which the band played as a practice or warmup song, unbeknownst that it was being recorded. That's why it speeds up half way through

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@20th_Centurygal Peter Hook

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@mikestephens99 That is one of my top 10 songs ever

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@mikestephens99 I am jealous of the Cure album

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@mikestephens99 @TheExtremeMusi1 How could you ever ignore the Pistols? SMH

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@lollybumps @gator_gum Definitely the 80s. Best concert- The Cure, 2023, Budweiser Stage

[Michael P @UselessFather]

@alancross Who won, then?

[Michael P @UselessFather]

@HistoryToronto Without a doubt, THE HIVES!

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@Vancouverismism Rhys Darby is hilarious in FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS

[Michael P @UselessFather]

@Vancouverismism Don't forget SORCERER!

[TORONTO AFTER DARK FILM FEST || #TADFF @TADFilmFest]

🚨CONTEST🚨 “As many as would not worship the image of the beast should be killed.” @LonglegsFilm is in theatres 7.12. Lucky TAD fans will win passes to the advance screening on 7.8, thank you @Elevation_Pics & @TheTAROGroup! LIKE + RT for your chance to win! Contest ends 7.4.

[Michael P @UselessFather]

@alancross How are Mom and Dad adjusting to Snug?

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@SISTrainingGear Archer!

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@BrentPiaskoski @Sunnyjoe2 It was not me. I don't drink stuff like that

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@Jesticul8Wildly @jennyleeshee It's Don Knotts!

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@GirlsGutsGiallx The Postman Rings Twice with Jack Nicholson

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@barbhaynes @HmJileswrites Uh, HULK?

[Michael P @UselessFather]

@BrentPiaskoski They are so wrong and this is going to turn out horribly

[Michael P @UselessFather]

@DFisman Sir, please eviscerate this criminally irresponsible piece. https://t.co/v767MydPis