𝓤𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓜𝔂𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵

❝I am 𝑁𝑂𝑇 useless! I! AM! 𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑷𝑬𝑹𝑻𝒀, of @PR0XYDADDY❞ - #𝟜𝟡𝟘

#𝑫𝑶𝑿𝑿𝑬𝑫

[𝓤𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓜𝔂𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵 @UselessMythical]

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𝔸𝕢𝕦𝕒 - 𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕒𝕡𝕙𝕪
𝓟𝓸𝓴𝓮𝓶𝓸𝓷 𝓝𝓸. 490
𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖀𝖘𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝕸𝖞𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑
#𝑳𝑬𝑾𝑫𝑹𝑷 • #𝑷�#𝑷𝑲𝑴𝑵𝑹𝑷
↻ ⁺ ♡

[𝓤𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓜𝔂𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵 @UselessMythical]

MERRY CHRISTMAS, PEASANTS~!✨💖

For your present, I give youuuuu: the divine right to kiss my Mythical Ass!

You’re welcome.🤭

Say “Thank you, lady Aqua~”

[𝓤𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓜𝔂𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵 @UselessMythical]

@AlolaMermaid729 You call THIS love?!

My womb is practically squished!!!

[🔞it's ya boy, kate🔞 @hypnosalazzle]

shes strong... but not strong enough~ 🍥🐰🍥

[𝓤𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓜𝔂𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵 @UselessMythical]

@AlolaMermaid729 “Hah… no way!! You get ONE smooch, dummy - or do you not know how miseltoe works?~”

[𝓤𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓜𝔂𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵 @UselessMythical]

…you got be fucking kidding me with these human traditions!

This is TOTALLY not normal…

Ugh - you’re lucky I’m such a benevolent goddess! MWAAAAAHHH!💋💦

[𝓤𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓜𝔂𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵 @UselessMythical]

@AlolaMermaid729 “Hah! Love is a strong word for community service.”

[* ‍ 𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐌𝐄, 𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐆𝐎𝐃 ⛧ @elven_ambrosia]

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𝐒𝐈𝐙𝐄 𝐃𝐈𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄.

😵‍💫💭
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[-` 𝐆𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐩 ´- @GoldenDreamboat]

@SensualScubbi When a waft of that musk makes one visibly recoil at the start with their eyes watering, only to find themselves inhaling deeply and finding their protests dying with every huff >>>>

[𝓤𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓜𝔂𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵 @UselessMythical]

@GoldenDreamboat I-it IS AI…💦

[Cerberus, 𝕯𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐲 𝕳��𝐧𝐠 𝕯𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧. ˚ ⊹ @TripleTheKnot]

Cerby saying the most stupid porn terms is peak hilarity.

Bringing out the wobblewagon Porndoll.

[𝓤𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓜𝔂𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵 @UselessMythical]

@TripleTheKnot ….aaaaand downsized by mobile. I’ll redo it later!

[𝓤𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓜𝔂𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵 @UselessMythical]

#NewProfilePic

[𝓤𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓜𝔂𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵 @UselessMythical]

Made by @TripleTheKnot !!

[𝓤𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓜𝔂𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵 @UselessMythical]

@GoldenDreamboat //I like the top right one!

[𝓤𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓜𝔂𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵 @UselessMythical]

"Hmmm~🎶Hmmm~🎵Hmmm~🎶Hmmm~🎵"

As it turns out, the Mythical is fairly easy to sneak up on... and has a tendency to "sway" when she's happy.

At least she's wearing (visible) panties this time!

[𝓤𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓜𝔂𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵 @UselessMythical]

@TripleTheKnot ...ass pillow?

[𝓤𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓜𝔂𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵 @UselessMythical]

@TripleTheKnot

[𝓤𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓜𝔂𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵 @UselessMythical]

@TripleTheKnot Does each body scratch their own balls? Or is it like a ring of Cerby ball scratching?

[𝓤𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓜𝔂𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵 @UselessMythical]

@TripleTheKnot Welllll if they're technically employed, then they're in employment, right?

So don't come under NEET: Not in Education, Employment or Training!

Plus they're dogs! So they probably do tons of training~!