Yeah, if Elon was truly wholesome chungus 100 he'd give the world high speed Internet—wait.
OK, well, he'd scale batteries and make a car that viably doesn't need fossil—wait.
Well, he'd find some way to fix drinking water crises by cheaply desalinating—wait.
I mean, he'd work on some way to provide better earthquake warnings—wait.
He'd work on some kind of research to make power cheaper to generate—ah, crap.
Well, the research is speculative, and he should be scaling conventional nuclear—shit.
Nuclear sucks, though; he should REALLY be making solar and geothermal more—fuck.
He'd stop focusing on dicking around with humans in space and instead send cargo—no.
Well, the rockets are huge; he'd try to reuse—nope.
Space is stupid anyway; he should be helping people with chronic disease drive and use—wait.
He should be donating to eradicate malaria in Africa—dammit.
Well at least he should be supporting progressive causes like Ukraine—wait.
What I mean is that if he was truly wholesome he'd GIVE ME MONEY.
🚨NEW: Bill Maher BRUTALLY breaks down why Conservatives *CAN'T* align themselves with Left🚨
"They see gender as only a construct and sex as assigned at birth. And they say, 'We're not doing that!' Transing kids by self-diagnosis with no age limit, no parental notification and no acknowledgement of social contagion? Not doing it!"
"Asylum now covers any reason for anyone to come to America — not doing it! Homelessness is a lifestyle. Natural immunity doesn't count anymore. Whiteness is toxic. Penises in women's prisons. Welcoming the intifada. We're not doing it!"
"Smug self-righteousness in the defense of some of the dumbest ideas to ever come down the pike is not a formula that's really working for you."
@DailyCaller
A school board choosing to ban books like Jaws or Atlas Shrugged is a distraction from the real issue.
We uncovered explicit, age-inappropriate material in schools, and that is what must be addressed. Parents deserve transparency, and Alberta’s government will ensure classrooms are safe and focused on learning.
@hievey1@darwintojesus@maciek_87_ Atheists make a positive claim so have just as much a burden of proof as the theist. Agnostics may not have the burden of proof?