Alexa

[Alexa @UsernameNshit]

Me n my crockpot are like this 🤞🏽

[Alexa @UsernameNshit]

Why is every Mexicans favorite phrase “ no pasa nada” when they’re doing some shit they ain’t supposed to be doing

[Alexa @UsernameNshit]

jarred minced garlic is a crime against humanity

[Alexa @UsernameNshit]

El Rey is finally on Netflix and Canelo is fighting this Saturday what a great way to start Hispanic heritage month 🇲🇽

[Alexa @UsernameNshit]

That’s not having sex that’s rape. He raped her.

[Alexa @UsernameNshit]

No because I grated my knuckle while grating cheese and the skin is still attached and flappy :/ I want to fucking kill myself

[Alexa @UsernameNshit]

Only exception is when you’re hung over

[braylonnn @braylon125]

Once You Stop Drinking Soda It’s No Going Back 😂

[Alexa @UsernameNshit]

My favorite thing about cats is that they rip holes in the box springs and lay in them like little hammocks☺️

[Alexa @UsernameNshit]

I was thinking the same thing. these pandemic years ain’t adding up

[Alexa @UsernameNshit]

@GrilledCamwich Bitch

[Alexa @UsernameNshit]

Being on hold for an 1 and then scream out of frustration “oh my fucking god kill my fucking self” but they pick up the phone just in time to hear it.

[Alexa @UsernameNshit]

Mmmm I have the urge to bleach my eyebrows blonde

[Alexa @UsernameNshit]

@xkiaradenise He is thank you😭!

[Alexa @UsernameNshit]

Whoever said get a puppy was wrong. Just know me and this mf got beef now.

[Alexa @UsernameNshit]

@ilovejohnnycash Trust me invest in an espresso machine I haven’t gone to Starbucks in months

[Alexa @UsernameNshit]

Just made roasted tomato bell pepper and basil soup and a bacon Gouda grilled cheese with truffle hot sauce and let me tell you how amazing it was 🤤

[Drebae @Drebae_]

RIP Betty White 🤍 my sis served all 99 years

[ABC30 Fresno @ABC30]

BREAKING: After more than 5 million people signed a petition calling for leniency, Colorado Gov. Jared Polis plans to reduce the sentence of a truck driver who is facing 110 years for a crash that killed four people in 2019, ABC News has learned. https://t.co/ZYtG3TsKhi

[Alexa @UsernameNshit]

This rogel Lazaro case is so sad. 110 years for an accident is beyond ridiculous. Yes there were lives lost, but this man made a mistake and never intended to hurt let alone kill anybody. Time and time again we see this justice system fail POC.