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Confessions and struggles

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@iwssie_ Eat lots of red meat and do pushups every morning. Even a little helps. Start with 10 or less if you can't that many, then increase up to 30. Do this every morning.

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@eternalsleeeppp bio

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@eternalsleeeppp I see you changed your description lol

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@DomoBad62499 @RavenousGhoulNH for which party?

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@mxdabz @TheRoyalSerf well that's just a word play then, can an undoccumented immigrant get a birth certificate, because they become doccumented if they get it

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@mxdabz @TheRoyalSerf Most fetuses get their birth certificates easier and faster than undocumented immigrants get theirs.

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@cinnamonpearI Maybe city people with their individualistic lifestyle think it is not, but elswhere it is, I don't think they would mind.

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A shirt my father boiught me a year ago doesn't fit me anymore. Sad that I have to replace my wardrobe, but finally a sign I'm gaining some muscles.

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@cinnamonpearI No, it's a common practice.

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@cinnamonpearI Which part of bringing coffee are you unable to do?

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@onskebronn Nice Styer AUG

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@onskebronn It's better than going on foot and it's 3 €/year so I'm stil greatful for the bike rental system.

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As a rule-abiding citizen, I push the bike when the cycling lane is in the opposite direction.
God, you want me to obey the rules, right? I see how my sister breaks such rules and lives such a happy life, will I enjoy heaven more?
And I am still a sinner, so I still don't deserve

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@onskebronn It's a rental bike from our capital, very robust, but also has rubber filled tires, and the body is made of steel not aluminum so it's pretty heavy and it has a fixed gear so it's really hard to reach more than 25 km/h.

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@cinnamonpearI You really have a type. Gather up courage and approach them once, offer coffe when they have a break if they work in front of your house. I used to work in construction and people were offering us that so it's normal.

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I have a crush on a girl.

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@punish3dx you can say that for every age

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@noturmaze I wish a girl cared about me like that lol

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@alphaguy902 Alpha guy? What sex are you now?

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@DefNotLef1 I'm still interested to know why you have slovenian flag in your name