US Government Unfiltered

Parody account
Pronouns: We/Oligarchs/Deep State
We will always triumph because good is dumb™©®

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@colossus_cap Its a very successful plot to sell waffles

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@WallStreetMav Donate products, not money. They need diapers? Donate diapers, not money for diapers.

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@ClimateWarrior7 Sources?

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@Ryanair_IT We paid for them to lose

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Best World Cup the dollar could buy!

[Boya @bartolomerulli]

El mundial es una payasada:

1: Nos metieron 4 tiempos de 25 minutos, directamente se llevaron puesto el deporte.

2: Una selección no pudo alojarse en el país anfitrión.

3: No dejaron entrar al mejor árbitro de Africa designado por FIFA

4: Le perdonaron una tarjeta roja a un futbolista por un llamado del emperador

5: Se juega en 3 países a la vez

6: No dejaron participar a Rusia por la guerra mientras el país anfitrión invadió 3 países el último año.

7: Todo es timba, están apostando hasta en los conventos.

8: Tocó Maná

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@ClimateWarrior7 But if you do suicide thats good for the climate!

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@cenkuygur

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@BasedSavannah @ClimateWarrior7 Might need to work on those "insights"

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@ClimateWarrior7 We are here to track your activities to ensure you are paying the proper dues. Resistance is futile.

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@ggreenwald Grudge holders!
We already apologised by threatening to end their civilisation!
Can't win with some folks...

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@wyattreed13 We win these!

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@fiago7 We paid for that

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

American elections...

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But what about the shareholders????

Will no one think of the shareholders??

[Kathleen Tyson @Kathleen_Tyson_]

This is brilliant and should be studied by central bankers everywhere! Peoples Bank of China was the first to deflate a massive, leveraged housing bubble without a single quarter of economic contraction or loss of growth momentum in the real economy.
A success for the history books.

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@DD_Geopolitics Thats how they celebrate in our colonies. Did you see Japan?

[Sophie ☥ @sophiemeaden]

Happy 250 years of ‘independence’, USA 🇺🇸

[Erik Warsaw @WarsawErik]

Happy 4th of July! 🇺🇲

Special message from Phil Tourney! 🫡

He is a Real America Hero!
The Government and Media has been silencing him since 1967. Over 60 years of suppression. Only recently was his voice allowed to be heard!

🫡🇺🇲 Must Follow
@PhilPhiltourney
@phil_tourney

[Dildo Gaggins @DildoGaggins89]

"Now make the 4th of July about Israel"

[Seyed Mohammad Marandi @s_m_marandi]

Anyone who believes this nonsense is utterly naive. There is currently a ceasefire, and Iran, acting on moral principles, does not attack during a ceasefire, whereas the Trump regime constantly violates it. So obviously, Iran never had plans to attack unless attacked first.