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I love Magic the Gathering, League of Legends (LCS), and America!

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@newstart_2024 I make less and Ibam shorter than my wife. We fell in love and later found out that my wife is an amazing salesman. I do pretty well as a GM of a very popular restaurant chain, but we make it work because we fell in love first; success came after.

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@Nero I always like to describe us Mormons as Christians with an extraterrestrial twist. We believe in Jesus Christ, but we also believe that God and Jesus are two different beings; which makes sense to us if you deep dive into the LDS “lore.” We are also fans of the Book of Enoch 😊

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@Damned_Magos @smashbaals Okay. I now believe in vomit; thank you for giving me the opportunity to see the light. Vomit is now real…wait a second, twas always a thing…If you haven’t read the Ethiopian Bible, can you really call yourself a Christian? 🤷‍♂️ Truth is, who cares what other believe in. Be nice?

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@shoe0nhead @KyleKulinski Yeah, it should be 100% right?

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@SuperSisi But can it run minesweeper and solitaire? 😂

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@MINIUSA It’s too bad that none of the 2026 models offer manual transmission options…

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@NeverJDVance

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@Cheybey7 @RealCandaceO And who created Hamas? Oh yeah, it was the Israeli government. Hamas wouldn’t have existed if it wasn’t for the Israeli government’s scheme to funding their own “enemy.”

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@RedWaveCrewHP My wife sometimes feeds me when I’m gaming. We’ve been married 17 years now. Notice that I said wife, not mom 😆

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@NoContextHumans @grok how much does it cost to build this rig?

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@klara_sjo That impression of a Japanese speaking Southerner was so spot on!

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@GPX_Press Did anyone else think the dad was beating the boy until 5 seconds in?

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@CNviolations I had a Korean friend who was best friends with black guy from Nigeria. They mostly communicated with each other via racist jokes and stereotypes. True friendship is where you can be that open with each other.

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@LibertyCappy I’m buying up all the instant noodles and canned sardines in my area. I will be the king of fish and ramen when WW3 starts.

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@QueenAnticommie TBH, I had dog once in Korea, my mother-in-law prepared it for dinner, and it indeed tasted like lamb/goat. IYKYK.

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@ryanmatta Bro, talk less my gawd

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@Darkdarling00 11

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@ava_isa_blessed Yup

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@FastbreakHoops5 That was me when I got the SNES on Christmas morning many years ago.