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@January6thCmte Embarrassed to call these fucktards countrymen.

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@ChelseaVPeretti typed sound effects rule.

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@ChelseaVPeretti Turned my 10 and 7 year old kids onto Coffee Song today, it's in their sys.

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@adamcarolla enjoying the mangria s bit stronger than expected but enjoyable nonetheless

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@SteveMartinToGo I got it. A Moncey's Unkle.

[Micki @MickiNelson]

Sats welcome home party@drakeuniversity I took the same pic w @lolojones phone! wonder how it turned out ? http://t.co/U2ACpJ0L

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@BraunFilm I like to think this is what my colon looks like. I'll say my colon.

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#soundsbetterthanitis penile implant

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@adamcarolla ball bearings #soundsbetterthanitis.

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@SteveMartinToGo hee-hee.... banjo tour.

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@WhoisGregGarcia Sonsabitches.

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@SarahKSilverman always hated getting kicked in the Sacagawea in gym class.

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@WhoisGregGarcia We went to the "Loose Stools" petting zoo and all we got were these lousy hookworms.

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@SteveMartinToGo Hey, why don't you Lorne and Mike do the wave so we can see you on the television? Thanks.

[Field Daze Music Series @FieldDazeDSM]

I want to win a pair of tickets to a @NitefallDSM show of my choice: http://nitefalldsm.com/ (RT for a chance to win!)

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

If done correctly, your diarrhea should come out in 'piles'
-Benjamin Franklin

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@SarahKSilverman I want this crocheted into a sampler and hung on my wall.

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Fonzie on Kimmel. Aaaaaaay. Wife is happy like Pink Tuscadero.