Lesang Abel Maano

eh🤔

[🇨🇩 YOU HEARD IT @STR8FROMZO]

Jamaicans are too fucking funny Una

[Le rata depth gore. @Ketso28]

Maphorisa has been dragged before and has never served anyone with papers. He gets called a Nigerian and instantly makes a call to his lawyers. Kore o rile “ngeke” to being called Nigerian. 😭

[RealestMemes @RealestMemes_]

When I'm laying down comfortably and realize I'm lowkey laying like a bad bih so I gotta lock in

[GoHomeRoger @Go__homeroger]

Well if that doesn’t work out for you there’s always other things you can do.

[Feranmi @feranmi2_]

using glue instead of lube so we can be stuck together forever >>>>>

[𝓡𝓪𝓼𝓱𝓷𝓪𝓵𝓭𝓸👑 @MC10xBM19]

@mufcMPB @SullyTalkz

[SpoohkBrew (COMMS OPEN) @RenoDoodles]

White folk got the craziest pr omfg 😭😭

[Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes]

Alligators can live to be 100 years old, which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later

[Reverend Andrew, Dudeist Priest 🇵🇸 @Anarcho_Dudeist]

Not to be a pedant but I think it's Oppenheimer that's in her here

[Terres Michael @TerresMich8676]

Dystelism

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

"Quick. Where's the fire extinguisher?"
"Disguised, behind that hot metal door over there."

[Cantona Collars AKA Larry @Cantona_Collars]

This newspaper clipping is from 7th of June 1906.

“Manchester City Found Out.”

City had been secretly funnelling money through directors' accounts to make illegal payments, circumvent financial rules and gain a sporting advantage. The FA found they had “for years systematically broken the rules... by very unscrupulous means.” The Guardian

120 years later, Manchester City are engulfed in another historic financial scandal.

Different century.
Different owners.
Different rules.

Manchester City Found Out. Again.

[Thato01 @Thato_Reekae]

Does it include happy Endings?

[Vaque @vaqu333]

puede haber clitoris de más de 14 centímetros o me he comido una polla?

[GT Atas @GodstimeAtas]

A chronic masturbator in China and Europe will still achieve success faster than a celibate person in Nigeria.
Geography contributes more to your success than your sexual habits.

[PREMIUM-BEAUTY @chivirgo_]

They’re gunna show this video during the uprising

[Ten @Tenbaldi]

I have not seen a better explanation of Manchester City's case.

[ba da ba ba baa @tenthousund]

cum towel's finally stiff enoug to get oragami'd into sombrero

[Abdul @thisisntreaal]

Fabian Hurzeler is the youngest in this photo 😭😭

[Ron “Bigg, The Wearmian” Dick @RonDickBurns]

“You only text me when you’re high” I rip the bong from sun to moon babe, I only text you when I’m horny . Stop giving yourself so much credit .