Bart

man utd fan/hater.

[Bart @UtdBart]

If God asked me which player I would’ve chosen to miss the penalty that lost Arsenal the Champions League final, it would’ve been him.

💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Heartbreaking for Arsenal and Gabriel 💔

📺 TNT Sports & HBO Max

[Bart @UtdBart]

@RegistaCall I got cooked for saying this smh.

[Bart @UtdBart]

Santos highlights vs Wrexham:

[Bart @UtdBart]

8 players and none of them are **** *******.

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

Midfielders linked with Manchester United today:

- Manu Koné
- Carlos Baleba
- Tyler Adams
- Sander Berge
- Aurélien Tchouaméni
- Eduardo Camavinga
- Alex Scott
- Danilo

The truth is.. nobody knows who the club are going to sign. So we may as well just wait for the bomba.

[Bart @UtdBart]

Need to recreate this with this bum.

[UtdXclusive @UtdXclusive]

🚨🗣️ Elliot Anderson on the Manchester derby:

"It’s one of the biggest derbies in the world and for as long as I’ve known Manchester - City have been the kings of Manchester."

🤣

[Bart @UtdBart]

#survivedgarnacho

[Bart @UtdBart]

All the opps are dropping £100m on midfielders and we’re looking at shit like this.

[Sam C @SamC_reports]

🚨 Understand that Tyler Adams is among those on a list of options for Manchester United as the transfer window continues to develop

[Bart @UtdBart]

@UTDkingsley £35m Tielemans.

[Bart @UtdBart]

@OofUtd20 What season is best? I like the Van Persie one.

[Bart @UtdBart]

Best United away/third kit colour? 🤔

[Bart @UtdBart]

Blue kit yanited at the Emirates >

[Bart @UtdBart]

Copped it already to help fund the transfer of Adam Wharton @ineos @omarberrada

[Bart @UtdBart]

Our new blue away kit is fucking elite bro.

[Bart @UtdBart]

Our new blue away kit is fucking elite bro.

[Bart @UtdBart]

Can’t say the “biggest club in England” because that would be Manchester United.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

He chose Chelsea.

[Bart @UtdBart]

@utdpgr Ask this cunt, I thought a ground eater was a cow or something but apparently it’s a type of midfielder 🤷🏻‍♂️

[N8 @Vararse_]

Also the worst account you know is gonna use this to suggest someone like Wharton as the last CM. Idc we NEED a 100 pace ground eater/destroyer.

Pep had Walker/Fernandinho
Enrique has Pacho/Jneves

Bring me Carlito

[Bart @UtdBart]

When you sign a technician, you’re saying you want to control possession/games of football.

When you sign a “ground eater 🤓”, you’re saying you want to chase the ball for 90 mins.

It’s so easy to tell who has played actual football and who has played fifa.

Bring Wharton.

[Bart @UtdBart]

@Vararse_ Eriksen was a 10 playing out of position with a pacemaker at 30 years of age.

Wharton is a completely different profile and the fact you’ve even compared them goes to show that you either know fuck all about Wharton, or fuck all about football.

Probably both, so stick to fifa.

[Bart @UtdBart]

We’ve previously signed the likes of Ugarte, Mount, Fred, Amrabat etc and cunts like this will still say we should be signing a “ground eater 🤓” over a technician.

Sign technicians -> keep the ball more -> control games of football.

It’s not fucking rocket science.

[N8 @Vararse_]

Also the worst account you know is gonna use this to suggest someone like Wharton as the last CM. Idc we NEED a 100 pace ground eater/destroyer.

Pep had Walker/Fernandinho
Enrique has Pacho/Jneves

Bring me Carlito

[Bart @UtdBart]

He literally went rogue and sunk his value to get the move, what an absolute prat.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Aston Villa discussing deal to sign Alejandro Garnacho from Chelsea. Talks for 22yo winger loan + conditional buy obligation. Unai Emery driving #AVFC move - wanted Argentine before #CFC & now. Unrelated to Rogers transfer. W/ @J_Tanswell @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/op2dUxGdC4

[Bart @UtdBart]

This means more than a trophy.

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 Lisandro Martinez and Enzo Fernandez could have UK visas revoked.

Read more ⤵️

https://t.co/NT2YUQCMuC

[londonwillalwaysbeblue @ldnwillbeblue]

🚨BREAKING: Worse player costs less money

[Bart @UtdBart]

@lwnnyyawno De Ligt needs a new back.

[Bart @UtdBart]

Was expecting a title charj next season but our only fit CB’s are Maguire, Yoro and Heaven.