Nuzha

Manchester United.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

We are one of 12 Founding Clubs of the European Super League

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

It was one thing when my son crashed my press conference a month or so ago, but this... Now is not the time to travel. Stay home - and by that, I mean your own home.

[white zinfangirl @sammxantha]

coronavirus made flights so cheap y’all can finally afford to hang out with your internet boyfriend

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer.

[Fenty Beauty @fentybeauty]

You’re trying out a different foundation.... it doesn’t match... you think blending it more will help but it isn’t... but you don’t know any better because you haven’t heard of Fenty Beauty...but it’s okay... we can fix that...we can fix...you

[d @xziggyyx]

i realized my ex wasn’t my first love, they were my first attachment and i didn’t see anything or anyone else but them. it was so toxic yet i was blinded by “love” until i realized it’s OKAY to let go.

[Lil Bibby @LilBibby_]

Get out ya feelings ain’t no money in there

[Michael Scott. @azariah24s]

9 years?? Naa g you’re rushing it.

[FATHER D ☆ @ayosworIdd]

This MF tied his hammock to a drone and is flying around town like everything gravy 😭 https://t.co/jTR2dF8evH

[follow @masrxiii @ankharchist]

tried to convince my boss to let me off for hanukkah and she responded “your name is literally mohammed”

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

i bought my friend 4 pregnancy tests .. they all came out positive & now she crying .. she gon ask me “how tf am i going to afford to feed 4 kids”

[Thotty Kay💕 @coIIegebby]

pain is temporary. Gpa is forever