I leave the cinema thinking every movie is the greatest movie of all time, the atmosphere completely strips away my sense of objectivity for a good 24 hours
A £125 million midfielder who:
Can’t drop a shoulder
Can only thrive box crashing
Can’t evade pressure
Can’t carry
Line breaking his mid at best
Can’t win a duel for his life
Loves a stamp tackle
Can’t track a runner
Can’t run.
He is by far the worst I’ve seen.