UTDxScotty👹

Who the fuck are Man United 🎶

[UTDxScotty👹 @UTDxDNA]

Lisandro Martinez offered Kyle Walker out for a scrap during the game🤣

Stuck it on his toes and Walker bottled it😭

Never change Licha❤️

#MUFC

[🇻🇦♱ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @AngloCatholica]

Setting my VPN to North Korea so I have more internet freedom than Starmer’s Britain

[Jay Chan @Jay10_6]

This mean students up to Year 11 will not be able to revise GCSE biology on Freesciencelessons YouTube channel.

This also mean a 15 years and 364 days old not be able to read Facebook posts from their MP or councillor, but expected to vote for them tomorrow.

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Arsenal have set the record for the lowest possession percentage for a team playing in a Champions League final (since records began in 2003-04).

The previous lowest record was also Arsenal, set in the 2006 Champions League final, which they played 72 minutes with 10 men.

[Lee Nallalingham @LNallalingham]

🚨 This is now the SIXTH time energy bills have gone up under Labour.

Anyone else remember all the promises about bills coming down by £300?

Liars.

[Ste 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @commontruth_]

I spent all day yesterday in 30° heat cutting and planing doors outside, then lifting them into a house and carrying them up and down the stairs multiple times across five separate doors. I drank around five pints of water and had to stop about ten times to wipe the literal sweat from my brow. I was tired, yet I still got the job done.

There is an argument to be made for things like mandatory water or shade breaks in manual labour, especially where employers are reckless. There is no argument for office workers sat at a desk with a fan or air conditioning.

[B @utdbrxy]

this admin trynna soft launch bruno’s ballon d’or charge im crying

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

No-one does it like him.

Bruno Fernandes is the Premier League Player of the Year 🤩❤️

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

It's official: Bruno Fernandes is the best player in the Premier League 👍

[mufcmpb @mufcMPB]

🚨🚨🇵🇹 BREAKING!!

Bruno Fernandes is the Premier League Player of the Season! #MUFC

[JS🪵 @jaacknffc]

I hit 9 potholes on a 15 minute drive to work this morning

[Inevitable West @Inevitablewest]

Holy sh*t…

This isn't the march, this is people heading to the gathering point of the march.

This is unprecedented.

[James @luap2109l]

I'll be wanting all my national insurance payments back.
40 years worth.

[mufcmpb @mufcMPB]

🚨 JUST IN!!

Kobbie Mainoo and his family are at Carrington TODAY to sign his new Manchester United contract! #MUFC [@SullyTalkz]

[Red Devils Talk @thestretford3nd]

@MikeKeegan_DM Yeah just lost all respect for Gary Neville. He's not a red Devils legend in my book anymore. This makes me sick.

[JT @JTSHEEPS35]

That’s enough for me send the parents down as well

[HJB News @HJB_News__]

When Keir Starmer visited Southport after the stabbing rampage which killed three children and left five in hospital fighting for their lives. He was there for less than a minute.

When he visited Peacehaven mosque where the porch was set on fire. He was there for half a day and gave them £10 million to make them feel safe. Let that sink in!

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

In the 2025–26 financial year, the UK Treasury received £331 billion in Income Tax. In the same period, the Government spent £333 billion on welfare.

This situation is clearly unsustainable and requires urgent change.

For the first time ever, we’re now spending more on welfare than we raise from those who are actually working.

We need to change course: cut the burden on hard-working taxpayers, reward their effort, and create real incentives for more people to get into work and contribute.

The current path isn’t fair — and it can’t last.

What do you think needs to happen? 👇

[John Ganges @dunstablian]

The NHS will never be right until it returns to being a National Health Service and not a International Health Service....

[Harvey 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @THFCHarvey18]

We need to get rid of god save the king. He’s a fucking disgrace of a king, a traitor and should not represent this country

[D5RSS 🇬🇧 @d5_rss]

It's black culture. Gangs. Drugs. Knives & rap. All glorified by the liberal media whilst mocking the hard working family man.