AncientCardSlinger

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Blast from the past: Most Popular Game Sees Resurgence!
Everyone’s playing the new version of Where In the World Is Carmen Santiago?
Now renamed to Mitch McConnell?.

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@KSLcom Guess they found an airborne ambulance chasing lawyer. “One call, that’s all”

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@MattWallace888 Looks like the Cult traded in their Red Caps for Blue Ports Jackets

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@VitalVegas Actually the company needs a complete body rebuild as the two previous owners amputated considerable body parts before they sold out to the next guy up.

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@atrupar “I just added 26% to the already high sticker price you fools are going to pay”

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@SpiritAirlines @Switek It’s now offering free one-way trips to the Mojave Desert boneyard.

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@upuknews1 Breaking New: Spirit is now offering free one-way trips to the Mojave Desert boneyard.

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@TheMoneyApe Trump had to send JD cause he truly had to attend the UFC match and get in another round of golf. We surly don’t want this under-worked guy to miss a weekend off, do we?

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@Lina_rays1ya E

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@LasVegasLocally Next will be an extra charge to use the toilet.

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@Geniustechw Stirring the diaper sh*t.

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@nicksortor Boycott coming.

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@lady_valor_07 And was the $200 before or after taxes were applied? $50 is more than generous. If you don’t like it, FY server, pick it up and leave.

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@rawsalerts Add another dollar to the price of gas at the pump.

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So be it

[Seth Rorabaugh @SethRorabaugh]

The Penguins have emerged from the dressing room for the third period.

NHL rules dictate that all three periods must be played.

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@HustleBitch_ A silent, but deadly room freshener from the Orange Turd.

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@KES_Alaska @ChuckGrassley The Save Act also known as the Return To Jim Crow Voter Disenfranchisement Act.

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@ChuckGrassley We should have plenty of fertilizer with all of sh*t that comes out of the White House and the clown car administration everyday.

[Annie @AnnieForTruth]

That’s the MAGA playbook!

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@vegasstarfish How many mob-era bodies were found beneath it?