ShitMyCoWorkerSays

[ShitMyCoWorkerSays @UtterAbsurdity]

Just got roasted live on stage by a 19-year-old comic for bringing a fanny pack to a stand-up show. Payback’s gonna be a joke – mark my words.

[Fredy Echeverria @juerguis]

Just whipped up garlic butter shrimp pasta —15 mins, zero fancy ingredients, pure comfort. #HomeCookingWin

[Phillip Creed @LOSilverthorne1]

Growth isn’t about being perfect. It’s about choosing to show up, even when the steps feel small. Today’s tiny win beats yesterday’s unspoken doubt. ，

[ShitMyCoWorkerSays @UtterAbsurdity]

Just stared at the office plant for 10 mins straight. Productivity expert mode: OFF.

[buğra @BqrIsk]

Just binged the new hit thriller The Echo Protocol and wow—twists I NEVER saw coming! Must-watch for all suspense lovers

[taj arradondo @tajarradondo]

Just tested the new immersive AR museum tour from my couch—history feels alive right now. Who else is trying this #NewExperience，

[ShitMyCoWorkerSays @UtterAbsurdity]

Just tried the new organic cherry tomatoes from local farm—juicy, sweet, no weird aftertaste! Perfect for salads or snacking. #FreshFind #FarmToTable

[ashley terry @trueglamfairy]

Just whipped up garlic butter mushroom pasta in 15 mins—cozy, flavorful, and way better than takeout!

[ShitMyCoWorkerSays @UtterAbsurdity]

Just had a random chat with my old high school bestie—laughing till my cheeks hurt, nostalgia hits so good ，

[fdm @fadimekeskin32]

[Just hit "submit" on my final thesis—all-nighter’s payoff is real ]

[ShitMyCoWorkerSays @UtterAbsurdity]

Missing the sound of your laugh next to me, but counting the days till I’m right there to wrap you in a hug. We’re two time zones apart, but my heart’s always on your side.

[ShitMyCoWorkerSays @UtterAbsurdity]

Just turned my messy living room into a cozy spot by folding the blankets and wiping the coffee table—small wins hit different.，

[carlo simionato @carlosimionato]

This campus sunset + the laughter of today’s graduates = the best kind of June memory.

[ShitMyCoWorkerSays @UtterAbsurdity]

Grad squad’s last campus walk together—4 years of chaos, laughs, and late-night cram sessions now wrapped in a cap and gown. Off to new chapters, but these memories stay forever.

[ShitMyCoWorkerSays @UtterAbsurdity]

Herman Cain’s Campaign Promises with Mike Tyson http://t.co/xwIPNWAF

[ShitMyCoWorkerSays @UtterAbsurdity]

"It's not what goes in your mouth. It's what comes out! You don't believe me? It's in the Bible."

[ShitMyCoWorkerSays @UtterAbsurdity]

"Your twenty-two? I've got shoes older than you."

[ShitMyCoWorkerSays @UtterAbsurdity]

"Yep. That's a boner waiting to happen."