UtteredHogwash

Just a profile to make stupid jokes, please don't take any of it seriously.

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See ya next year I guess? #Shadowbanned #break

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His incarceration has been in tents. 🤡🚔 #clown #incarcerated #jail #dadjokes #humor #puns #jokes #funny

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You got to sea it to believe it? 😉🐋🌊 #whale #orca #sea #funny #jokes #puns #humor #dadjokes

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Merry Christmas everyone!🎅🤶🦌🎄⛄ #Christmas #christmas2022 #nativity #dadjokes #humor #pun #funny #December #winter

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The flying reindeer probably help... 🎅📡❄️ #Santa #santaclaus #winter #December #funny #pun #humor #jokes #dadjokes

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This one's cold blooded... 🐢🥶❄️❄️❄️ #blizzard #BlizzardOf22 #winter #funny #humor #jokes #puns #dadjokes

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Kringle needs to get the jingle!🎅🤑 #bankrupt #money #Christmas #December #funny #pun #humor #jokes #dadjokes #Santa

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It's the root of his problems. ☃️😠 #snowman #rude #dadjokes #jokes #humor #pun #funny #December #Christmas

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He's got that sleigh looking merry and bright! 🌟🎅🛷🦌🌟 #sleigh #Santa #Christmas #December #funny #pun #humor #jokes #dadjokes

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It turns out his sugar was high. 🍬🤒 #gingerbread #humor #pun #funny #December #Christmas

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Happy First Night of Hanukkah! 🕎🕯️#hanukkah #December #candles #funny #pun #humor #dadjokes #jokes

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I hope I didn't blow it with this one! ☃️🥕🍰 #snowman #carrot #cake #December #humor #pun #funny

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Found this one hanging around. 🎄🔴🔵 #ORNAMENT #Christmas #bulb #funny #pun #humor #December

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This one workshopped itself! 🧑‍🎄🧸🎁 #elf #christmas #December #funny #humor #pun #funny

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Y'all yeti for this? 🥶⛄#yeti #gardener #December #christmas #pun #dadjokes #humor #funny

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I bring you good tight-ings! 🧦👼 #jesus #wisemen #nativity #christmas #December #funny #humor #pun #dadjokes

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This is peak comedy! 🗻❄️ #mountain #cold #Christmas #December #humor #funny #pun

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Blitzen the competition! 🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🛷🎅 #reindeer #Santa #Christmas #pun #funny #humor #dadjokes

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At least he won't need to put ice on it! ☃️🥶🤕 #snowman #icicle #dadjokes #humor #funny #pun