Kristopher “Uvula Minor” Gallagher

just a good ole boy making his way on a digital platform Pulmona High School ‘99 husband of Stella Tarny Gallagher

[Kristopher “Uvula Minor” Gallagher @UvulaKristopher]

She has some long-ass hair!

She has some long ass hair!

#HyphenationMatters

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MLK’s greatest feat was gathering THAT many African Americans together in one place, and them being THAT quiet
#thankgoditsover #PEACEAND #quiet

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I’m going to tough times trying to make these tough rhymes sound like thick thighs clapping on on the beat we make to shake the things should be shook i’m like Hitler. I’m burning the books library of Alexandria. Can’t I be mad at ya yeah it’s a WIP

[T.J McBunghole @OpenMcBungholes]

Help your Uncle Jack off the horse please.

Help you uncle jack off the horse please.

#CapitalizationMatters

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#keepitinthefamily

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I don’t see color, I hear it
#rio2

[Tim Burchett @timburchett]

Hang him.

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What if I stuck a bumblebee up my urethra???
#RobertDeNiro

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It six’s sic also sloipsocks

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A good ole fashion poop shudder can make a man’s day. Thank you allah

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I just don’t think 6,000,000 goobers would leave the game like that @Herbthenerd69

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This ain’t a random thought I’m actually doing it

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Just one of them stay-in-and-touch-yourself kind of days

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#worthit #bonerfeelsgood

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@Herbthenerd69 @OpenMcBungholes We’re not worthy

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#whitemenintoblackqueens #drumar

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Chipolte without the meat is like a cheesy salad #gazastrip #ineedmeat #spitbackatthehassids #kendricklamar

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#tibetanboogieonfortnitebattleroyalechapter2

[Kristopher “Uvula Minor” Gallagher @UvulaKristopher]

talking about those small hard button sized nipples. I mean them soft, fleshy 63.601% of the booby pepperonis that scream, Necesito desesperadamente un ordeño.That belong to the angry foreign girl who’s dad owns a that piece of land in Parma oh Rosalba you were everything to me.