UW Party Tutor

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That regretful feeling in the morning when you see you've sent out snapchats, but don't know what they are

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Another shot of whiskey...things could get frisky. Patron is next...watch your drunk texts

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I like to show up to parties fashionably drunk

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I procrastinate so much I even procrastinate going to sleep

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Does squatting to look at my chicken nuggets in the oven count as excercise?

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*Doesn't check grades*

*doesn't check bank account*

*pretends like everything is ok*

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Hangovers almost make me want to quit drinking....almost.

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Refusing to check your bank account because you don't want to see how much money you don't have

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Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive

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Silly teenagers, babys are for adults.

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"What a beautiful day to sit in the library," said by no one ever

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I feel sorry for anyone with Friday classes

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Every morning I have the "I should go to class" vs. "wow my bed has never felt more comfortable than this moment" debate

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I'll take pizza over a Spring Break body any day of the week

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Regrets? What are those?

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all in favor of removing monday from the week...

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Skipping songs on Pandora, and dropping classes, are basically the same thing to me.

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When a mosquito bites you and it dies of alcohol poisoning you're doing something right

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Why overthink when you can over drink

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Every time I lose my phone... It's always on either silent or vibrate.