Things UWSiders Say

These are actual quotes I've overheard UWSiders say. I'm an UWSider myself!

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Just rewatched all 3 Indiana Jones movies. Reminded me that Americans used to hate Nazis. Now...we appoint them to cabinet positions.

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What's a fluffernutter? @joescarborogh anytime Trump is on his show! #Zing #HeyOh

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@joescarborogh Do your hands smell all day after tickling Trump's tiny tangerines each morning?

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"These protesters better not slow down my commute." Husband answers, "Why did our driver call out?"

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People who choose to talk on their phones on the subway steps have to be UESiders. They're just not used to subways. #ues #2ndavelineisdone

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Drunk man on CPW walking home at 5:30 am yells at jogger "Stop making me feel bad about myself!" #UWS

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Aloha is just like Shalom, same both ways. Have a great time in Hawaii! #UWS

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Things I don't do: stop walking when tourist take a pic. Glad you got my good side!

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"Lots of people golf on Wednesdays." #uws

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One more reason to never to to the UES...http://t.co/cvgDnhknX1

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Being hungover at The Children's Museum was a bad choice. #UWS #strollermafia

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The best part of the UES is their view of the UWS

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One more reason not to go to the UES: Koch Brothers.#UWS

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@profwolff I loved your insight on Bill Maher but you HAD TO piss off some of your neighbors! #top1percent #UWS

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@CarminesVEGAS Thanks for the follow?! Now, can I get a doggy bag? #UWS

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Overheard at @soldiermcgees, "Do they not have a ventilation system? I smell like a deep fryer." #UWS

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"When are they gonna make a fried chicken pickle? Would they call it fried chickle, or fried picken?" Overheard at @JacobsPickles #uws

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"I heard the new apt blgs on 57 street have a great view of the UWS. That seems nice." #uws

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"You should know I have a real job. I figure ladies like it when I say I have a real job." To a bartender @georgekeeleynyc #uws

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Wife sincerely to her husband: "Do they have brunch places in Brooklyn?" #uws