UziTMK🔱

Phenom.Insouciant.
$TRUST God. Witness Greatness

[UziTMK🔱 @Uzitheunknown]

I’m the greatest to ever do it.

[ཐི kelsey ཋྀ @pixyrot]

gets high just to enhance my laying down and daydreaming experience

[Di£g0⭐️ @dieg0dawave]

That “Konichiwa Mr Universe” tag is so tough 😭

[anvita @vitamaybe]

my reason for doing things:
1. spite
2. the aesthetic
3. a deadline i invented

[khyote @0pinion83d]

if I tell you a fun fact & you look it up & I’m wrong I’m beating the shit outta u

[DRIP @dripgod4k]

i keep picturing me balling uncontrollably

[KOKO @kokoenergy_]

Wherever I am in the next 2-5 years, I pray I'm genuinely happy, successful, and living a life that once felt impossible. ❤️

[Scenesbytomzyy @Iamtomzyy]

At least your cloth go dry.
- El Niño

[Kay | Snapchat & IG Ads @KayRMFC]

El Clasico win today
Mbappe Ballon d'or Tomorrow
Barcelona back to back losses

[Real Madrid C.F. @realmadrid]

¡EL CLÁSICO ES NUESTRO!
@Emirates

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

The dopamine of scrolling through Twitter after Barcelona lose

[The Falcon🦅👑 @Thefalcoking]

With or without Thibaut Courtois, Real Madrid Jose Mourinho ball will cook Barcelona in this El Clasico

[topsᴋi! @dfwtopski]

trying to pretend you're not high in front of family

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

this is the most Sundayest Saturday ever

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Nigga simultaneously looks like both Mythbusters

[topsᴋi! @dfwtopski]

smoking weed in a hard fit, call that high fashion

[Kalshi EPL @KalshiEPL]

🚨 BREAKING: Cristiano Ronaldo has been voted the greatest Ballon d’Or winner of all time, according to Sky Sports. 🐐🇵🇹🏆

[Tony @0xRacist]

How fat you gotta be to notice an uber eats ui update