Uzo Esi

Gas Turbine Engineer, Maintenance Engineer, Lover of Life, philosopher, Tennis 🎾 player, Child of God, Project Engineer, Traveler/Tourist.

[Uzo Esi @Uzo_Esi]

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[Uzo Esi @Uzo_Esi]

@iRechargeNG please assist. I’d your platform down? Bought units 24hrs ago and haven’t received my token.

[Uzo Esi @Uzo_Esi]

@zionszzn @TheOpemz “Progressive overload”
Lmaoooo
😂😂😂😂

[eajo @eeajjo]

Jannik Sinner Miami GF Recap:

Yeah, sex is good, but have you ever watched Fox Boy take a double dose of Vitamin D, while (still) dressed like a strawberry ice cream?

Because Miami is yet another US tournament with a severe allergy to building functional, weather-resistant stadiums, heavy rain delayed the final. However, tournament insiders revealed proceedings were delayed even further, because a hyperactive ginger toddler kept p̶e̶l̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶m̶i̶s̶s̶i̶l̶e̶s̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶ warming up, while they tried to dry the court.

Jiri Lehecka had not been broken all tournament. So, Fox Boy smiled and nodded and broke him in the third game. 🙃
… Of course, it still took him three tries, because M1000 final or not, he’s always a little bit #washed…

Now, it wouldn’t be Sinnerball without a hefty dose of tomfoolery, and so the very next game, the carrot inexplicably went down 0-40 on his own serve. He had only landed 3/9 first serves, so, of course, then went 5/5 to hold.
Inside sources have since confirmed this game was actually his final submission video to be awarded Italy’s Next Top Clown. 🤡
Strawberry Shortcake immediately glared pointedly at her box after she held serve, to make sure there was daylight between their bums and their seats, and that the celebratory Olympic gymnastics routine for doing the bare tennis minimum was well underway. 👏 🤸

Despite spending nearly 12 minutes trying to break Lehecka’s serve again at 5-3, the ginger was forced to cope with a 6-4 first set, and a meagre 9.1 performance rating.

Miami then had their third, “Lol, what’s a roof?” moment, and even more rain delays.
However, no one was more panicked to see the ominous grey clouds than Papa Darren and Vagno, who did a quick “Scissors, Paper, Rock” mid-rally to determine who was responsible for entertaining the hyperactive toddler for another hour indoors.
Parents worldwide bowed their heads in sympathy, when all three team members re-emerged for the match wearing matching black jackets, in clear mourning for their sanity…

Servebotnnik carried the second set, and at one point had even won 23/23 first serve points. Unfortunately, Returnbotnnik got confused with the rain delays, and thought he was back at the AO. He had only converted 1/10 break points, and fox fans were having trouble determining whether they too were still in Miami or back in h̶e̶l̶l̶ Melbourne.

However, Ale-Alejandro proved he is the GOAT of p̶h̶y̶s̶i̶o̶s̶ motivational animal analogies, when he called out “Forza Toro!” before the 11th BP. F̶o̶x̶ ̶ Bull Boy pawed his sneaker on the ground, snorted ominously, and charged his way to a decisive break. 🐂

Then, finally, the moment Sinner fans had been waiting for… match point… a beautiful wide ace… the crowd inhaling to cheer wildly… the carrot preparing to raise his racquet in triumph… organisers scrambling to wheel out the makeshift stage… the dads exhaling in relief that their contracts probably won’t be torn up for another week………………. “LET, FIRST SERVE”. 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

In 1 hour and 33 mins, Fox Boy had decimated some more tennis records, broke the hearts of haters everywhere, found a way to sneak another speedy-vroom-vroom cars reference in, and further clogged up Mama Siglinde’s dining room cabinet with an identical glass tube to the one he already brought home from the kindergarten craft day two years ago.

Jannik, congratulations on yet another mind-bogglingly amazing achievement. 🥳 💪 There truly aren’t enough hours in the day to try and describe how inspiring you are on and off the court……………. so, let’s just give you a week back on the dirt, and then we won’t have to. 😉😂
Ahhh, just kidding, Fox Boy. You’re always a legend.

And, finally, goodbye to our sweet Strawberry Shortcake. Your time on
E̶a̶r̶t̶h̶ ̶ tour was tragically short, but you touched so many lives with your beauty. As A.A Milne wisely said, “How lucky we are to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.” 🎀🤭

FORZA. 🦊🧡

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Every man should see this

[Uzo Esi @Uzo_Esi]

@novacaine_0 @grok who’s the kid?

[Jannik Sinner @janniksin]

Grazie, Torino!!!! 🇮🇹❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Uzo Esi @Uzo_Esi]

Always with a good heart please 🙏

[Uzo Esi @Uzo_Esi]

@princeofweb3 The dog ran very teddy

[Uzo Esi @Uzo_Esi]

Every setback is a set up for a comeback!

[Uzo Esi @Uzo_Esi]

Absolutely no one:
The three Witches to Macbeth: “No man born of a woman shall harm you.”
Macbeth: 😌 “Say less.” 😎

Macduff: “Oya watch” 👇🏽

[Uzo Esi @Uzo_Esi]

@SuperSportTV why will you show only the last point of the men’s tennis finals in your Wimbledon highlights? That’s crazy. We need extended highlights for both the men’s and women’s singles finals.

[Ken Guient @KenGuient]

In 1938, Harvard began the world’s longest happiness study.

They tracked 724 teenagers for their entire lives.

85 years later, the results are in.

Here’s what actually makes people happy (backed by science):

🧵

[Uzo Esi @Uzo_Esi]

Been to Nashville? Ain’t no way it’s not on this list! Ain’t no fway!

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

Best cities for nightlife:

1. 🇧🇷 Rio de Janeiro
2. 🇵🇭 Manila
3. 🇩🇪 Berlin
4. 🇲🇽 Guadalajara
5. 🇺🇸 Austin
6. 🇳🇬 Lagos
7. 🇳🇱 Rotterdam
8. 🇬🇧 Manchester
9. 🇭🇺 Budapest
10. 🇬🇭 Accra

Source: Time Out

[ElevateYourMind @leantolearn]

How to remember everything :

[Uzo Esi @Uzo_Esi]

Aisha Yesufu, rest!
At that time, it’s possible you may hv been used.
The US during a hearing said that BH had been sponsored one way or another thru USAID.
It’s also being said that d entire 2015 elections were manipulated.
BBOG might hv been part of that manipulation.
Rest!!

[Aisha Yesufu @AishaYesufu]

Jonathan was flaunting a man accused of sponsoring Boko Haram in our faces and i was supposed to vote him because the economy will be worse 10 years after.
Anyway, that the economy is worse for you doesn't mean it is worse for everyone since lack of empathy is what you are proud of

[Uzo Esi @Uzo_Esi]

@fiftyspeaks @itsSh0la

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@DAMIADENUGA B

[Uzo Esi @Uzo_Esi]

I never comment on your posts bro, but I’m a sports person thru & thru. Not boxing tho’.
What you seem not to have taken into consideration is what it takes for a man to be fit for a boxing bout, and even enter the ring for a boxing contest… then @ 58. He’s STILL A LEGEND. STILL

[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

Tyson may have made $20m but his myth was diminished greatly with that bout. Monetizing celebrity is hard. This was a man who had tigers and was fearsome. He boasted about taking people’s health and not just beating them. He looked like his own health was wobbly in that fight.

[Uzo Esi @Uzo_Esi]

@Malcolm_fleX48 😀😀