V1B3

MEJI🫰🏽🫶🏽

[ghost. @lekanwyd]

I’m such a sucker for adlibs and background vocals on a song

[oh la laaaAa @bigs_povv]

“i miss us”

[MAUD’DIB @lastsonofmzansi]

dictator gfs >>>

[Goz @SanjitheSage]

I would love a strict girlfriend, not wicked please, just strict and sexy.

[Ky⚡️ @UCLandLawd]

Cuddling when she got a lot of ass >>>

[~ @H3ll0KittyGal]

Still I rise fuck nigga

[Uncle Tee @Thehendrixx_]

Keep me and my Wife in your prayers fam, we are experiencing some difficulties finding each other.

I trust God to show up for us before the end of the year.

[Cosita Rica✨ @galacticbae__]

I’m no longer looking for love, I’m looking for insider information on publicly traded companies.

[The people’s princess🌸 @moretshiaa]

And shame I won’t lie, even if you spin the block I’m not going to love you like the first time🙂

[mari @xinnzxzz]

who this nigga think grok is 😭😭😭

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

Wedding left and right, make nobody marry my babe o.

[jesse alordiah 44DB @jessealordiah]

day 2 if she’s not shy

[Stephen @stephenjyd]

Claude: “permission to run zvdk_+=€✓|{¥}^√bxsjfhdlelh”

Me: run am baba mi, nothing do you

[Senior Man @Seyi__]

I hate you people's inability to look at something, that doesnt hurt you, and just hiss and move on if you don't fancy it. The kind of things you guys are saying because of the slippers in socks gesture is just an insane.

[Enomfon Akpan @mydearenomfon]

'You're not married and you don't have children, what do you need money for?'

A statement only a goat could come up with.

[H. @perfectioncraze]

I want to travel with someone who’s perfectly happy with our day starting at 4pm, who doesn’t think a no-activity day is a wasted day, and who doesn’t feel the need to contentify every second of the trip.

[angel🌹 @Omieteee]

Things worth your money:

Your babe

[xan @G59_Xan]

“you’re so full of yourself” well you can be filled with me too if you quit playing

[mbg @gloless]

I wake up, kiss her profile picture, then start my day