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[soup🍓 @thrluv]

telling your parent that a video is AI feels like telling a child santa doesn’t exist

[quinn 🍁 @moekaboobs]

why does every british politician get this exact photograph taken of them?

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Getting opportunities that scare the shit out of you >>>

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Being nose blind to your own house smell is one of my biggest fears.

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Me listening to how bad things have gotten at my job since I left

[tax daddy @nwokeoma_]

insecurity due to body odour.

[white woman w/ a yelp account @blakeissweaty]

Kim Fields joining RHOA

[NELLFLIX @iamnellflix]

Kandi was ready to end it all about her man chileeee 😭😭😭😭. Pillow talk as a whole was iconic.

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

GOING HOME, no i don’t want to spend the night at your house.

[thatadult @rianphin]

sorry for calling you dumb
maybe i meant stupid

[elliot 💐 @lovingbenley]

turn that shit off rn

[jill scott heron🪐 @stillnotziora]

because black people don’t really do that impersonator shit no shade

[deaf kennedys @thamosdeaf]

That’s why I fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[Nick @aftersunfilm]

I can handle bad acting in TV but in a movie it feels unacceptable

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[c | domtop ilya apostle 🇵🇸 @makemegentle]

not only did london go through all four seasons today i think we invented a couple more

[cj- @cjnieI]

One thing about butterflies they do not fly in your house that’s a bug with class

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in