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[mel @V6_mel]

I was a lot happier when my haters were in my head and not actual ppl

[mel @V6_mel]

I used to get upset bc no one talks to me or reaches out first. But then I realized some ppl are toxic and others ask for money lol so I no longer care and enjoy being alone

[mel @V6_mel]

Idk bro it’s the fact that I got laid off in November and it’s APRIL and these bitches are STILL giving me problems

[mel @V6_mel]

I hate how for everything you need to talk to a banker and yet the lines are still long as hell

[mel @V6_mel]

My bf wants to name our future son Patrick Mahomes 🙃

[mel @V6_mel]

It’s that fact that this man in less than a year made me realize how beautiful I actually am

[8200 @8200liben]

When I send this, that mean come get it baby

[edna 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @edna_days]

fuck off?

[mel @V6_mel]

I told my bf that I feel like I’m gaining weight and he said I was bigger when we met. Bro I was trying to bulk when I met you 😭😭 I was muscle and now I’m just fat 😭

[johnny🪿 @kudosdunce]

writing a cover letter

[Circe @vocalcry]

All men want is a sexy high-maintenance supermodel who is willing to live in the crappiest house you’ve ever seen and I love that for them

[mel @V6_mel]

We need to pay rent online bc it’s after hours and the online payment system is down. Yay us

[mel @V6_mel]

I got laid off and I’m depressed

[mel @V6_mel]

Everyone wants me to stop saying I got fired and say I got laid off. It hurts any way you slice it

[mel @V6_mel]

Idk bro it’s the fact that we all got fired right before Christmas

[mel @V6_mel]

Today is the start of my corporate villain story

[mel @V6_mel]

I remember when I first started this job and my coworker went into the bathroom while I was taking a shit and was like when your done can you come help. Like ma’am wtf

[mel @V6_mel]

I’m not gonna judge a person on what music they listen to. But I will judge them on what they let their 5 year old listen to

[mel @V6_mel]

Idk bro it’s the fact that I poop more at work than at home that doesn’t sit right with me