China is one of the most racist places in the world.
I moved there as a young man on a temporary visa. Loved it so much I wanted to stay.
After a while I realised the locals didn't really suit me so I started convincing all my friends and family to move over.
Slowly but surely more and more of them came over and we all bought houses in the same area so we could be close.
Before we knew it we had taken over entire neighbourhoods. It was awesome. Felt like a home away from home.
The locals became hostile but we ignored them as they were racist.
We started to miss certain things from home so we opened up stores that catered specifically to our wants. Vegemite, Weetbix and Tim Tams.
Fast forward and now we've managed to acquire multiple neighbourhoods. It really started to feel like home.
Some of us even started to call ourselves Chinese. The locals weren't having it and started to abuse us.
When we went to the police we quickly found out the laws were not there to protect our interests.
So we did the only thing we can do, have some of us run for politics.
We made sure we did the voting math and got a few of us elected. Small numbers with limited power at first but enough to prove concept.
Our representatives got to work advocating for our interests. Anyone who opposed us we called racist and used our numbers to pressure workplaces into firing anyone who was a racist.
It worked out great. People feared losing their jobs, friends and family if they spoke out against us. This allowed us to turn up the pace.
Some of us didn't really feel like working and demanded that the Chinese taxpayers cover our lifestyle including housing, health and food.
Some locals were not too happy but thankfully they are all racist and the government was now on our side. In fact the government was now calling anyone who opposed us "Yellow Supremacist". Brilliant.
Of course none of this ever happened. You know why?
Because China is for the Chinese and protects its country and people. Just as India for Indians, Africa is for Africans and so on.
That's not racist to say. It's a simple fact.
That is also not to say that people can't come and live in the once beautiful country of Australia but you must respect the culture, the values and be a net positive on your new home or... go home.
The end.