VRHR

A handle that handles fun & pun of HR..No serious business out here. Pure sarcasm..After all, we are HR !

[VRHR @V_R_HR]

#VRHR We offer a decent hike. Every smartphone in our office has one

[VRHR @V_R_HR]

#VRHR We operate globally. We bully anybody who tries to glow

[VRHR @V_R_HR]

#VRHR When we say 'we shall get back to you' we mean it. We do show our backs to them

[VRHR @V_R_HR]

#VRHR They pretend to work. We pretend to pay them

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#VRHR Our employees have high regard for us. They never miss to offer us while signing their mails

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#VRHR We make it a point to see that all newly joined employees get properly inducted, before they quit

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#VRHR We don't request to keep the increments confidential. They get ashamed to share it anyways

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#VRHR We arrange small get togethers. The boss, subordinate and Us once in a year

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#VRHR We don't offer Compensation and Benefits. We offer EMI for their loans and premiums for their investments

[VRHR @V_R_HR]

#VRHR We have no salary constraints for the deserving. Well no salary, no constraints

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#VRHR We delegate responsibilities, especially those we dont want to take

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#VRHR We believe in empowerment, especially when we are lazy

[VRHR @V_R_HR]

#VRHR Our retention plans are quite robust. We rob them till they burst

[VRHR @V_R_HR]

#VRHR We give perks that are valued. In fact we are fans of Cadburys.

[VRHR @V_R_HR]

#VRHR CTC for us means Commitment That's Cancelled

[VRHR @V_R_HR]

#VRHR We are a visionary function. Everyone among us score 6/6

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#VRHR Our appraisals are very objective. Everyone objects to it.

[VRHR @V_R_HR]

#VRHR We don't do succession planning. We do planning in succession.

[VRHR @V_R_HR]

#VRHR We don't go to the canteen. We cook up.

[VRHR @V_R_HR]

#VRHR We are inHuman Resources. Sorry no space.