Writer. Tea Drinker. Wife. Professional Thing1/Thing2 wrangler. Equipped with agoraphobic dog. Upgraded to Sarcasm 14.2.56a. Some terms and conditions may apply
@roberts_keena for your next visit - Kill the Queen by Jennifer Estep. So fabulous. Reluctant heroine with awesome magical power, even if she doesn't think so.
@RW_Igloo Travel math! Let's see... x+y*(ohshitI'mgoingtobelate)=bus/train and if I solve for X then...
umm....build a TARDIS and arrive two weeks ago, yesterday.
@SuperWriterMom Accounting and Toilets. My husband knows how to do those, though.
My mother/grandmother/aunts taught me how to sew and I taught myself how to can foods last summer.
@cmpriest I don't play the piano, but I can sew clothes. It isn't as hard as you'd imagine and I find it does amazing things for my range of profanity. :D
The pixies are gone! If you're considering making offerings to minor deities for small favours, you should know all the rum is gone, as is the gin and the whiskey. The tequila is still there, though.
eating my fourth brownie (don't judge me) and trying to decide if I should cheer on the badgers or call animal control and see if they happen to have a lynx or cougar or maybe a wolverine handy.