Taehyung's Diary

What's poppin'? I'm BUI, but I could be your BAE. /winkeu winkeu

[Taehyung's Diary @V_s_Diary]

Dear diary,

I saw Namjoon hyung krumping to Taylor Swift's "Shake it Off" at our Bangtan's room so I joined him doing gymnast stunts.

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[Taehyung's Diary @V_s_Diary]

Dear diary,

Sometimes when we go to the beach, I sit gracefully at the shore pretending I'm Ariel from The Little Mermaid.

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[Taehyung's Diary @V_s_Diary]

Dear diary,

I told Jin hyung I finally learned how to fly. But he suddenly tied me under the table. He said I can't go near a window.

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[Taehyung's Diary @V_s_Diary]

Dear diary,

These are my favorite chocolate bars.

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[Taehyung's Diary @V_s_Diary]

Dear diary,

I wanted to learn how to play the violin. But I got fed up with the bow so I used it as a guitar instead. Is that okay?

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[Taehyung's Diary @V_s_Diary]

Dear diary,

What is Junk Kook? I only know junk food though~

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[Taehyung's Diary @V_s_Diary]

Dear diary,

I'm practicing how to treat my future girlfriend.

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[Taehyung's Diary @V_s_Diary]

Dear diary,

Why am I the only one who's doing the talking here? You're not even bothering to answer me. Pffft.

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[Taehyung's Diary @V_s_Diary]

Dear diary,

Unicorn is too mainstream. I wanna be a Pegasus instead. A white dazzling horse w/ beautiful wings is totally more fabulous.

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[Taehyung's Diary @V_s_Diary]

Dear diary,

Why can't animals talk? Are they that dumb?

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[Taehyung's Diary @V_s_Diary]

Dear diary,

I purposely dropped my phone at the toilet coz hyungs promised they'd buy me iPhone6 but they said advanced happy april fools~

[Taehyung's Diary @V_s_Diary]

Dear diary,

I may be kicking & smacking Jimin's booty during music shows, but at the dorm, I'm giving his buns goodnight kiss.

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[Taehyung's Diary @V_s_Diary]

Dear diary,

Why is everyone accusing me I own that condom? The brand name size alone doesn't describe my junior down there.

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[Taehyung's Diary @V_s_Diary]

Dear diary,

I knew Namjoon hyung was spying on me so I pretended to talk to my left foot but it actually replied! Amazing discovery.

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[Taehyung's Diary @V_s_Diary]

Dear diary,

I won't give a girl only one rose, but the whole pot instead. I can't bear a hurting plant, being torn away from its body.

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[Taehyung's Diary @V_s_Diary]

Dear diary,

Namjoon hyung asked me to do something delicious from a cheese so I fried it. I didn't know it melts tho~

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[Taehyung's Diary @V_s_Diary]

Dear diary,

I made Jin hyung jealous & told him I had selca w/ a pretty fan, he grabbed my phone & saw me w/ a pink pretty electric fan.

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[Taehyung's Diary @V_s_Diary]

@armyvestar I'm trying out my newly discovered talent.

[Taehyung's Diary @V_s_Diary]

@Hoseok_s_diary I'm counting on you Hobi hyung hihihi~ 😆💕

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@V_s_Diary Maybe some day Taehyung-ah~ ❤

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