Lisa

[Lisa @Vacillisa_]

@LittleSwedishh Lightning and thunder is so cosy, especially with a good view

[Lisa @Vacillisa_]

Old man on the bus today, to another old man:
«The Norwegian King stumbled in Denmark today»
«Oh yeah, many people fall. The president of USA also fell»
«Yeah, it’s this new generation of politicians you know…»

EXCUSE ME. NEW GENERATIONS??
They are 86 and 80 years old 🙃

[Lisa @Vacillisa_]

How come when I look up «Max Payne 3 gameplay» all I get is random GTA videos 🙃

[Lisa @Vacillisa_]

@MrPixely Congrats on two years ✨✨

[Lisa @Vacillisa_]

@BelaidKL She blames her babbling and joked about dyslexia

[Lisa @Vacillisa_]

My big sister exclaims «MGO» as if I should know what it stands for. I’m confused.

Took me a sec to realize she just, somehow, messed up saying OMG in the right order

[Lisa @Vacillisa_]

1 hour later: Jokes on me, I actually had my headset this whole time but didn’t realize

[Lisa @Vacillisa_]

At the airport and forgot my headset AGAIN, how do I keep doing this to myself

[Lisa @Vacillisa_]

Guy to my left is clearing his throat every 30 seconds, very aggresively. And the guy to my right is muching on a very crispy apple.

[Lisa @Vacillisa_]

And the English subtitles are in Russian???

[Lisa @Vacillisa_]

Can someone explain why an HD movie on Youtube is only 480p? If I wanted 480 I would have paid for SD???? This is the second time this has happened

[QuarterJade @QuarterJade]

THIS IS RUINING ME ��

[Lisa @Vacillisa_]

@Tokaji909 Luckily I have yet to play all of those hahah I oook forward to playing Cyberpunk and tlou

[Lisa @Vacillisa_]

What’s a game you would love to experience playing for the first time again?
I want THOSE types of game recommendations

[Lisa @Vacillisa_]

A game I would love to experience for the first time again would be Dishonored because I was taken aback by all the fun content and activities there. Everytime I think of it I feel an urge to play it again

[Lisa @Vacillisa_]

Playing Shadows of Doubt NOW for the first time, it’s an early access detective game LESSGOOOO
https://t.co/DUfo3n6YxO

[Lisa @Vacillisa_]

@space_tayy I Can’t Remember Love - Anna Hauss, Robert Wienröder, William Horberg

[Lisa @Vacillisa_]

Was going to work and forgot to buy a bus ticket since I’m used to having one all year round, and had to pay 950NOK when the ticket guy came.

That bus ride cost me almost a whole day’s work

[Lisa @Vacillisa_]

@notsavin Ice on my wrists

[Lisa @Vacillisa_]

How come my hands get so cold whenever I play Valorant