Virginia Distillery Co.

Funny people. Serious Whisky.

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We tell a joke every morning at our company-wide standup call.
Follow us for the jokes. Stay for the whisky.

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Hit us up if you want to win double gold with a single malt (and made in the US)!

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The Besties All-In Tequila has won a GOLD MEDAL at the 2026 San Francisco World Spirits Competition, the world's most prestigious spirits competition.

This is the best and rarest tequila we've ever had and we're truly honored that the judges agree.

@tastingalliance @SFWSpiritsComp

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@resellnews

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@hunterzzz @FatHeadsBeer We hope so too 🙃

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Distillery Joke of the Day #2,263:

Two windmills standing in a field. One asks the other, "what's your favorite music?"

The windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan."

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Pitch us a TV ad for a whisky commercial.

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Distilleries.

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

planes

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@McDonalds We still remember the Big Arch video

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Distillery joke of the day, by Foltzy:

What is made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A-shoe 🤧👟

10/10, banger joke alert 🚨

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@JFKBluePride

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What American / Italian cocktail combo we drinking for the world baseball classic?

Courage & Comviction Sherry Cask Single Malt + Italian Amaro (50/50) over ice 🇺🇸🇮🇹🥃

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@GomesDaLegend Our whisky would help that problem.

You’d still get logged out. But hey, you’d have whisky.

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Is it Pet Smart? Or Pet’s Mart? Are you saying that pets are smart? Or are you saying you’re a mart for pets?

I need answers.

@benlapidusmusic

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America baby. 🇺🇸

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Buffalo Wild Wings unveils wing-flavored protein espresso martini https://t.co/r48K4NFn4u

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@RareBourbonHub Unbiased recommendation: try some of our whisky.

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@Syrup_Tishus Whisky.

Yes, we read your question correctly.

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@JBizzle703 I mean we don’t even have any of those anymore. Color us jealous 🙃.

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@sciencegirl Looks like Severance planned Mardi Gras

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@TheDailyDraught Well we’d have to see the other 9 bourbons. Then go from there.

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@F0ODHub A plate of steak is our bat signal.