Vanessa Shields

Bio...logy. Ha. See what I did there.

[Vanessa Shields @Vagessa]

@snapchatsupport hi my account is locked. I've tried unlocking it on the website but it won't work. How do you do I unlock it? Thanks!

[Vanessa Shields @Vagessa]

Ah fuck sake she's back...😏👯 #plague #Meabh #it #bae #ugly #gals #myking #hisqueen https://t.co/8OdH9IuAXC

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#mcm is Chris Martin. Yeah I'm about that Dad dancing. 🚶🏼#ItsNotEvenMonday

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Mirror selfies because we're 15. #bae #filteredtafuck #biggerthehoopbiggerthehoe https://t.co/wHEQgYoMxM

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Kanye is slowly transitioning into Amanda Bynes. How grim. 😒

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Highlight of a most fearful day has to be @BinchyRider singing My Funny Valentine to me over the phone. 💗❤️💜

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Yeo 🙌🏻🎉

[Vanessa Shields @Vagessa]

Would ya look at these hussies... 🙀❤️🍷#galpals #squad #squadgoals #fam @ Dundalk, Ireland https://t.co/Uurxhx0sQI

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But I shan't

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Do ya know what I'm so drunk I could make inappropriate comments

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@BinchyRider @springsteen @SimonCowell wow you're such a cradle snatcher 😏

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Rizzo & Kenickie = Relationship Goals ❤️

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Coffee gets me high af 😸☕️

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Had a dream that Kanye and Amber Rose rocked up to the gaff for a selfie. #fingerupthebum

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Side effects from a weekend in the Dam: bruised knees, sore sides from laughing and one hell of a hangover 💐🍷🆘

[Vanessa Shields @Vagessa]

Pretty much sums up the weekend. Love my wee thramps. ❤️#dam #damselsindistress #rosieandjimboat… https://t.co/XThSfuEpmH

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Fortune teller tells me and @Natasha_Kellett that we're both natural psychics... WHY ARE WE HERE THEN?!?!? 🔮

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@sophiehanratty absolute nuns of the nuts. I'm all about them slutty cashews. 👯#thramps

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Pistachios are the classy ladies of the nut Kingdom. You gots to work to get into dat shell, bro. 💁🏻🌰

[Vanessa Shields @Vagessa]

When you drive the whole way around town without skidding only to do it on your own driveway with all the neighbours watching. 🙍🏼