𝓒𝙰𝚂𝙴𝚈.

[¹⁸⁶⁴ @ichorial]

i tried to be good, am i no good﹖ ／ am i no good﹖ ／ am i no good﹖

[𝓒𝙰𝚂𝙴𝚈. @vaIenter]

no. I'll just bite you.

[ᅠ ᅠ 𝓒𝑯𝑹𝑰𝑺ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ.ᐟ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ @humoroushorror]

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should i be afraid.
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[𝓒𝙰𝚂𝙴𝚈. @vaIenter]

something has pissed me off beyond all earthly limits and I am going to maul someone

[𝓒𝙰𝚂𝙴𝚈. @vaIenter]

I have never been okay and you know that.

[𝓵𝐢𝐯𝐞 ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ&&. ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐍 . @doomednarration]

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do whatever works . . besides maybe that . i’d ask if you’re well but . . thinkin’ i already got an idea here .
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[𝓒𝙰𝚂𝙴𝚈. @vaIenter]

why!!! why she ourple!!!!

[ᅠ ᅠ 𝓒𝑯𝑹𝑰𝑺ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ.ᐟ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ @humoroushorror]

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and why she ourple.

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[𝓒𝙰𝚂𝙴𝚈. @vaIenter]

ourple.. . .

[ᅠ ᅠ 𝓒𝑯𝑹𝑰𝑺ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ.ᐟ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ @humoroushorror]

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@vaIenter

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[𝓒𝙰𝚂𝙴𝚈. @vaIenter]

. . . would you rather i stare in the middle distance with my eyes directly on you for an indeterminate amount of hours?

[𝓵𝐢𝐯𝐞 ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ&&. ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐍 . @doomednarration]

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alriiight.

kinda like that one scene from blair witch.
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[𝓒𝙰𝚂𝙴𝚈. @vaIenter]

uh. . . 'lil bit. I'll be fine, just. gotta, y'know. stare at the wall about it.

[𝓵𝐢𝐯𝐞 ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ&&. ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐍 . @doomednarration]

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should i like. give you a minute here or —- ? you processin’ ?

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[𝓒𝙰𝚂𝙴𝚈. @vaIenter]

then. . . okay. a date. with you. josh. okay. (😀)

[𝓵𝐢𝐯𝐞 ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ&&. ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐍 . @doomednarration]

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i promise i wouldn’t ask if i didn’t mean it , casanova. scouts honor.

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[𝓒𝙰𝚂𝙴𝚈. @vaIenter]

this is why I latched onto you as a child.

[𝓵𝐢𝐯𝐞 ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ&&. ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐍 . @doomednarration]

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that’s true. is this why we’re on the same wavelength . . demon to demon connection .
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[𝓒𝙰𝚂𝙴𝚈. @vaIenter]

(standing on her toes to kiss the tip of his nose.)

hi.

[ᅠ ᅠ 𝓒𝑯𝑹𝑰𝑺ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ.ᐟ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ @humoroushorror]

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hi. :)
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[𝓒𝙰𝚂𝙴𝚈. @vaIenter]

@humoroushorror || with tears.

[𝓒𝙰𝚂𝙴𝚈. @vaIenter]

I miss chris. ☹️

[𝓒𝙰𝚂𝙴𝚈. @vaIenter]

well. no, but ——— listen! i never thought I'd be here!

[𝓵𝐢𝐯𝐞 ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ&&. ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐍 . @doomednarration]

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( quirk of brow , poorly veiled amusement. ) uh - huh. yeah , with you. optimally.

there’s no one else in this equation , is there ?
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[𝓒𝙰𝚂𝙴𝚈. @vaIenter]

I never claimed to not be a demon!

[𝓵𝐢𝐯𝐞 ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ&&. ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐍 . @doomednarration]

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only another demon would know what the giggles of a demon sound like. preeeetty suspicious.

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[𝓒𝙰𝚂𝙴𝚈. @vaIenter]

(shifting.) so, to like, clarify. . . you want to ( * kinda ) go on a date. with me.

[𝓵𝐢𝐯𝐞 ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ&&. ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐍 . @doomednarration]

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( biting back a grin , slow nod. ) yeah. i mean . . wouldn’t offer if i wasn’t sure , y’know ?
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[𝓒𝙰𝚂𝙴𝚈. @vaIenter]

you giggle like a demon.

[𝓵𝐢𝐯𝐞 ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ&&. ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐍 . @doomednarration]

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when i start walking around like an npc you will come to regret judging me and my silly guy - isms.

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[𝓒𝙰𝚂𝙴𝚈. @vaIenter]

freak!!!! I said what i said.

[𝓵𝐢𝐯𝐞 ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ&&. ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐍 . @doomednarration]

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actually , i’m just a guy who likes to giggle.
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[𝓒𝙰𝚂𝙴𝚈. @vaIenter]

you're a freak.

[𝓵𝐢𝐯𝐞 ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ&&. ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐍 . @doomednarration]

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you ever get asked “ what’s wrong with you ” because you dared to giggle.

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[𝓒𝙰𝚂𝙴𝚈. @vaIenter]

(already red in the face.) yeah. . .? y'sure?

[𝓵𝐢𝐯𝐞 ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ&&. ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐍 . @doomednarration]

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mm . . like a date kinda , yeah.
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[𝓒𝙰𝚂𝙴𝚈. @vaIenter]

(chomp chomp. grumble.)

missed you.

(more grumbling.)

[ᅠ ᅠ 𝓒𝑯𝑹𝑰𝑺ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ.ᐟ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ @humoroushorror]

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( blink. surprisingly unfazed . . a natural occurrence , i’m afraid. )

hello my little weird not - girlfriend.
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