Lilith Gaunt •Parody

I'm the designer of my own catastrophe. 𝒫𝒶𝓇𝑜𝒹𝓎

[Lilith Gaunt •Parody @VainGaunt]

𝑁𝑜𝑛 𝐷𝑢𝑐𝑜𝑟 𝐷𝑢𝑐𝑜 - 𝐼 𝑎𝑚 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑑, 𝐼 𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑑

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[Lilith Gaunt •Parody @VainGaunt]

I hate these tweet notifs so much

[Lilith Gaunt •Parody @VainGaunt]

Well, you can imagine that she and father won’t take well to my boyfriend being Fionn Abbot.

[eleanor wilkes @volatilewilkes]

There must be at least someone who tickles your fancy?

[Lilith Gaunt •Parody @VainGaunt]

Constantly. It’s never ending.. all she bloody goes on about.

[eleanor wilkes @volatilewilkes]

Is she trying to set you up with another bloke?

[Lilith Gaunt •Parody @VainGaunt]

“Only when I want to be… much to my mothers dismay”

[eleanor wilkes @volatilewilkes]

Oh, you… This is why I like you, Lilith. You know how to charm a girl.

[Lilith Gaunt •Parody @VainGaunt]

“Exactly… I don’t think anyone would dare… they’d have to be a new level of stupid”

[eleanor wilkes @volatilewilkes]

Because I’ll hex them back ten-fold and totally not because Evan would murder them, right?

[Lilith Gaunt •Parody @VainGaunt]

“El, I don’t think anyone would dare throw a hex at you”

[eleanor wilkes @volatilewilkes]

Hopefully not aimed at me, of course!

[Lilith Gaunt •Parody @VainGaunt]

It’s been a quiet day, but there’s always time for a hex or five.

[eleanor wilkes @volatilewilkes]

I was honestly expecting more hexes being thrown left and right by now.

[Lilith Gaunt •Parody @VainGaunt]

You’ve still got me baby girl 🩵

[eleanor wilkes @volatilewilkes]

// dear people of hprp,

i just got back here after 2 years. i am quite intimidated & think everyone secretly dislikes me.

but i promise i’m nice and just really miss this verse.

pls be my friend 🥹🙏

[Lilith Gaunt •Parody @VainGaunt]

Just the way it should be

[eleanor wilkes @volatilewilkes]

it’s so quiet.

[Lilith Gaunt •Parody @VainGaunt]

https://t.co/cqkqN6nFoS 𝖳𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝖼𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗇𝗍 𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝖼𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖾 ✌🏼

[Lilith Gaunt •Parody @VainGaunt]

I need to revamp a little here

[𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐄 ����𝐀𝐔𝐍𝐓. @Parselblood]

⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀❛⠀The village of 𝐋𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐨𝐧 enjoyed a tremendous scandal. You can imagine the gossip it caused when the 𝙨𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙧𝙚'𝙨 𝙨𝙤𝙣 ran off with the 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘱'𝘴 daughter,
⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘔𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘦.⠀❜
⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐆𝐀𝐔𝐍𝐓.
⠀

[Lilith Gaunt •Parody @VainGaunt]

.. she bite her cheek last time

[ᴀʟᴇᴄᴛᴏ ( SH ) @sinfulcarrow]

Does / not / like that.

[Lilith Gaunt •Parody @VainGaunt]

|. Time to have a little revamp

[Lilith Gaunt •Parody @VainGaunt]

Nips the end of her finger

[ᴀʟᴇᴄᴛᴏ ( SH ) @sinfulcarrow]

Pokes on the nose

[Lilith Gaunt •Parody @VainGaunt]

Where’s my favourite @sinfulcarrow

[Lilith Gaunt •Parody @VainGaunt]

Drops down next to @TheChaoticDeath because it’s been god knows how long since she last saw him

[Lilith Gaunt •Parody @VainGaunt]

Long yawwwwn

[Lilith Gaunt •Parody @VainGaunt]

It really does need that essence of fun again doesn’t it

[eleanor wilkes @volatilewilkes]

let me pour you a drink. we need more fun around here again.

[Lilith Gaunt •Parody @VainGaunt]

Oh absolutely, it’s been to long

[eleanor wilkes @volatilewilkes]

shall we drink to that?